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Mentalcase

Bumper stickers I'd like to see....

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Bumper stickers I'd like to see....

1. Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an as*hole.

2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"

3. The proctologist called, they found your head.

4. Everyone ! has a photographic memory; some just don't have film

6. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

7. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

9. Hang up and drive.

10. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

11. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

13. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.

15. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

16. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

17. Welcome to America...Now speak English.

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Very funny MC! :s2

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I saw this written on a dirty car

"i wish my wife was this dirty"

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:s2 Good one MC :s2

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:s2 :s2 :s2 so funny MC

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lol :s2 I know a few people that could use a good proctologist.

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:s2 :s2 :s2 Very Funny :s03

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i like to go to thrift stores and dig thru junk. well, i found a bumper sticker- which i still have in my possession- that says, " COME NEAR ME AND ILL KILL YOU ". i bought it because it is so strange and i am saving it for the perfect car :sa

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My Sister had a sticker that read

I'm not racist......I hate everybody .. it was funny because it was true . :su

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here's a funny one: WWOJD=what would OJ do?

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