Mentalcase Posted November 2, 2002 #1 Share Posted November 2, 2002 Bumper stickers I'd like to see.... 1. Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an as*hole. 2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings" 3. The proctologist called, they found your head. 4. Everyone ! has a photographic memory; some just don't have film 6. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 7. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 9. Hang up and drive. 10. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 11. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends 13. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. 15. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. 16. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. 17. Welcome to America...Now speak English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceyKC Posted November 2, 2002 #2 Share Posted November 2, 2002 Very funny MC! :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr-X Posted November 2, 2002 #3 Share Posted November 2, 2002 I saw this written on a dirty car "i wish my wife was this dirty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted November 2, 2002 #4 Share Posted November 2, 2002 :s2 Good one MC :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted November 2, 2002 #5 Share Posted November 2, 2002 :s2 :s2 :s2 so funny MC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted November 2, 2002 #6 Share Posted November 2, 2002 lol :s2 I know a few people that could use a good proctologist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_Jones Posted November 2, 2002 #7 Share Posted November 2, 2002 :s2 :s2 :s2 Very Funny :s03 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarro Posted November 3, 2002 #8 Share Posted November 3, 2002 i like to go to thrift stores and dig thru junk. well, i found a bumper sticker- which i still have in my possession- that says, " COME NEAR ME AND ILL KILL YOU ". i bought it because it is so strange and i am saving it for the perfect car :sa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted November 3, 2002 #9 Share Posted November 3, 2002 My Sister had a sticker that read I'm not racist......I hate everybody .. it was funny because it was true . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalcase Posted November 3, 2002 Author #10 Share Posted November 3, 2002 here's a funny one: WWOJD=what would OJ do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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