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Barney is related to Satan!

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I just HAD to share this with you all I laughed SO ahrd when I read this!

It is a known fact (if not a sad one) that Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR. The bible was written in many languages, the most common being Latin (Roman). The Romans had no letter "U," and instead used "V" for printing. Therefore, CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR becomes:

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Take that phrase and extract the Roman numerals, and we have:

C V V L D I V

Their decimal equivalents are:

100, 5, 5, 50, 500, 1, and 5

Adding these numbers produces the single didgit 666, the number recorded in the bible as the symbol of the beast, THE NUMBER OF THE EARTH'S GREATEST EVIL! UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT BARNEY IS RELATED TO SATAN!

Given: Barney= CUTE PURPLE DINOSUAR

S R

CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Given

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR Write in Latin

CV V L DI V Roman Numerals

100 5 5 50 500 1 5 Arabic Numerals

100+5+5+50+500+1+5 Add

666 Total

666=SATAN Given

BARNEY=SATAN Proven

This proves it Barney=Satan. It's a big conspiricy to get the young generation to worship satan in a plot to destroy the world!!!

I can't wait to see if anyone here buys into this! :rofl:

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:o My Becky has 2 Barneys and a baby barney dino...and a barney play mat AND she has at least 5 Barney dvd's in her bedroom..........................ohhh so thats why the lil brat of mine wont clean her room when she is told....darn it must be Barneys subliminal messages <_<

That's it all dvds are going to the garbage............or I can send them to a christian thrift store.LMAO only kidding folks lol.... :P

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Can anyone prove that spongebob is evil so I have a better excuse than "his voice annoys me" to not allow my son to watch him?

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We all know Barney is evil, we dont need proof.

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We all know Barney is evil, we dont need proof.

:lol: Yup it has come to that...a childrens icon, used for entertaining children is now evil....LMAO....I can't help but wonder when the muppet show was on, people didnt call it all evil :unsure2:

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^^ LMAO :lol:

I always had feeling that song had a subliminal message in it.... :rofl:

--Mandalore--

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I just HAD to share this with you all I laughed SO ahrd when I read this!

It is a known fact (if not a sad one) that Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR. The bible was written in many languages, the most common being Latin (Roman). The Romans had no letter "U," and instead used "V" for printing. Therefore, CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR becomes:

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Take that phrase and extract the Roman numerals, and we have:

C V V L D I V

Their decimal equivalents are:

100, 5, 5, 50, 500, 1, and 5

Adding these numbers produces the single didgit 666, the number recorded in the bible as the symbol of the beast, THE NUMBER OF THE EARTH'S GREATEST EVIL! UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT BARNEY IS RELATED TO SATAN!

Given: Barney= CUTE PURPLE DINOSUAR

S R

CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Given

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR Write in Latin

CV V L DI V Roman Numerals

100 5 5 50 500 1 5 Arabic Numerals

100+5+5+50+500+1+5 Add

666 Total

666=SATAN Given

BARNEY=SATAN Proven

This proves it Barney=Satan. It's a big conspiricy to get the young generation to worship satan in a plot to destroy the world!!!

I can't wait to see if anyone here buys into this! :rofl:

I knew there was something fishy about Barney. . . .

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Oh I knew that darn dino was up to no good."I hate him he hates me,lets get together and kill barney"thats the new song my kids were singing not to long ago.Ha Ha.

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Now I realize as a child I was just listening to a satanic war machine.

Thanks Barney.

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:lol: Yup it has come to that...a childrens icon, used for entertaining children is now evil....LMAO....I can't help but wonder when the muppet show was on, people didnt call it all evil :unsure2:

The muppets rock! If they're evil in any way then they're the good kind of evil.

As for the OP we've always know that Barney is evil given form.

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Thank god my attention was on Humphrey Bear as a child, Barney's like, a big dinosaur version of Michael Jackson.

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I just HAD to share this with you all I laughed SO ahrd when I read this!

It is a known fact (if not a sad one) that Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR. The bible was written in many languages, the most common being Latin (Roman). The Romans had no letter "U," and instead used "V" for printing. Therefore, CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR becomes:

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Take that phrase and extract the Roman numerals, and we have:

C V V L D I V

Their decimal equivalents are:

100, 5, 5, 50, 500, 1, and 5

Adding these numbers produces the single didgit 666, the number recorded in the bible as the symbol of the beast, THE NUMBER OF THE EARTH'S GREATEST EVIL! UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT BARNEY IS RELATED TO SATAN!

Given: Barney= CUTE PURPLE DINOSUAR

S R

CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Given

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR Write in Latin

CV V L DI V Roman Numerals

100 5 5 50 500 1 5 Arabic Numerals

100+5+5+50+500+1+5 Add

666 Total

666=SATAN Given

BARNEY=SATAN Proven

This proves it Barney=Satan. It's a big conspiricy to get the young generation to worship satan in a plot to destroy the world!!!

I can't wait to see if anyone here buys into this! :rofl:

I've always thought that dinosaur should die.

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Posted (edited)

I just HAD to share this with you all I laughed SO ahrd when I read this!

It is a known fact (if not a sad one) that Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR. The bible was written in many languages, the most common being Latin (Roman). The Romans had no letter "U," and instead used "V" for printing. Therefore, CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR becomes:

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Take that phrase and extract the Roman numerals, and we have:

C V V L D I V

Their decimal equivalents are:

100, 5, 5, 50, 500, 1, and 5

Adding these numbers produces the single didgit 666, the number recorded in the bible as the symbol of the beast, THE NUMBER OF THE EARTH'S GREATEST EVIL! UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT BARNEY IS RELATED TO SATAN!

Given: Barney= CUTE PURPLE DINOSUAR

S R

CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Given

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR Write in Latin

CV V L DI V Roman Numerals

100 5 5 50 500 1 5 Arabic Numerals

100+5+5+50+500+1+5 Add

666 Total

666=SATAN Given

BARNEY=SATAN Proven

This proves it Barney=Satan. It's a big conspiricy to get the young generation to worship satan in a plot to destroy the world!!!

I can't wait to see if anyone here buys into this! :rofl:

How dare you talk about "The Great Purple prophet"

Who's Core belief is, "Sharing is Caring."

Actually nothing is as it seems, and satan is related To God, and Barny, making You relative also, No pun intended.

Love Omnakla

Edited by Omnaka

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There are times when I wonder if I picked the right religion.

This is one of them.

P. S. I'll be back to normal (laughingly so-called) tomorrow.

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The muppets rock!

SWEET......I heart you LOL

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lol Barney is related to Satan and these are his evil henchmen

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Posted (edited)

lol Barney is related to Satan and these are his evil henchmen

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I detest those things..........I hid Beckys telletubbie dvds.....it was doing my head in....all that -- AAAHHOOOOOO...EEEHHHOOIOOOOO...TUBBY CUSTADD <---never pronounced a word right.....it was teaching her to talk the same way......screw that....I hid those darn dvds...it was turning her head to mush LMAO <_<

Edited by Beckys_Mom

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I always knew Barney was an evil creature!! LOL :lol:

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