Bizarro Posted November 14, 2002 #1 Share Posted November 14, 2002 pic of Michael Jackson in court today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted November 14, 2002 #2 Share Posted November 14, 2002 :s9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althalus Posted November 14, 2002 #3 Share Posted November 14, 2002 What the.......... He looked better when he was black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted November 14, 2002 #4 Share Posted November 14, 2002 You are right Al , His Diana Ross fantasy went way to far . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_Jones Posted November 14, 2002 #5 Share Posted November 14, 2002 He looks like one of the chimps in Planet of the Apes!!! :s4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalcase Posted November 14, 2002 #6 Share Posted November 14, 2002 LOL HALO!!! Yeah that "dude" gets uglier every time i see him. He is by far the strangest person in show business. :s9 MC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAz Posted November 14, 2002 #7 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Poor Michael... such a waste of a talented artist. His obsession of his appearance has totally taken over his life and has ruined his career. I actually saw a documentary on his face on Channel 5 recently. Gave a very factual report of all the cosmetic surgery he had done to his face over the years. Apparently the whole thing stems back to being tormented about his appearance by his brothers and father when he was growing up. :s5 dAz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin6th Posted November 14, 2002 #8 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Damn! I wonder how this guy will look like in few years... Hey look! He's got bearb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAz Posted November 14, 2002 #9 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Here is a computer generated picture of what he would of looked like if he had no surgery done dAz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalcase Posted November 14, 2002 #10 Share Posted November 14, 2002 LMAO!! :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr-X Posted November 14, 2002 #11 Share Posted November 14, 2002 People stop teasing! I reckon he looks good :s6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_Jones Posted November 14, 2002 #12 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Much Better, Well.... he has a nose anyway. :s2 :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althalus Posted November 15, 2002 #13 Share Posted November 15, 2002 I reckon the apes from Planet Of The Apes looked quite good in the last film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_Jones Posted November 15, 2002 #14 Share Posted November 15, 2002 :s2 :s2 :s2. That film Sucked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Posted November 16, 2002 #15 Share Posted November 16, 2002 He looks like one of the chimps in Planet of the Apes!!! :s4 :-\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted November 17, 2002 #16 Share Posted November 17, 2002 OMG !!!!!!!! Halo you where soooooooo right :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_Jones Posted November 17, 2002 #17 Share Posted November 17, 2002 Saruman That is Very Very Scary!!!! :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Brain Posted November 17, 2002 #18 Share Posted November 17, 2002 THE TRUTH The first is a rumor, stoked by popular supermarket literature, that the tip of Michael Jackson's nose is dead and probably needs to be amputated. Michael, the biggest problem star of the last decade, has made the astonishing transformation in his lifetime from divine child prodigy to internationally beloved black pop entertainer to warped hermit of the white persuasion. The tip of his nose, however, isn't so lucky. It is apparently black and blue all the time because the blood in it no longer circulates. My cohorts and I all have different theories on this. My favorite (and my personal belief) is that the media, in its slowly-inuring-us-to-the-fact-that-UFOs-are-real style, is trying to gently break the public in to the fact that Michael actually has ALREADY had his nose amputated. According to a Hollywood makeup artist a friend of mine knows, at a recent filming Michael was dancing in his whippy-snappy military trademark style, and during a quick toss of the head, his nose actually FLEW OFF. It was recovered by a prop guy and returned to the mortified owner, who clicked it back on his face and sprinted back to makeup to re-spackle the seam. The nose is apparently an expensive latex job with metallic bars on either side that plug into the magnetic strips implanted in his empty nose-hole. This is the reason why Michael's face is always completely painted: He no longer has anything natural going on, nose-wise, at all. Another idea, which all of my friends have independently formulated and which is chilling osmotically through the Zeitgeist like an ill wind, is that Michael is not going to live very long, particularly in his disgraced Short-Eyes state. He is like Wat, the no-nosed man who lived in the woods in the King Arthur legend. The nose serves as a filter for all human beings, and since Michael dismissed his nose, he is in danger of microscopic particulates flying directly into his brain and causing instant death. Everybody seems to think that Michael is going to die soon. :s3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr-X Posted November 17, 2002 #19 Share Posted November 17, 2002 "Anyone got a bottle opener, oh thanks MJ" Mr-X grabs MJ's head and uses his nose as a bottle opener. sheeeeeeeeesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarro Posted November 18, 2002 Author #20 Share Posted November 18, 2002 i think he just got butchered by a plastic surgeon and kept trying to correct it until it became a disaster. ive heard the rumors about his nose too. i also heard something about when he performed live on tv a couple of years ago, he insisted that he only be filmed from certain angles and any other tape must be destroyed. he is a strange character, that is for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesterX Posted November 19, 2002 #21 Share Posted November 19, 2002 LMAO :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althalus Posted November 19, 2002 #22 Share Posted November 19, 2002 time for them to get the mechano kit out again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magikman Posted November 20, 2002 #23 Share Posted November 20, 2002 :s3 For some reason, disgust and contempt doesn't even begin to describe my feelings for this twit. Jackson Dangles Child Off Balcony * - sorry, couldn't find a small enough picture to upload, didn't want to post a copyrighted pic off a web site. Click on the link below if you aren't easily offended. Here's a link to the story; http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,10866,00.html Magikman :s3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmy Posted November 20, 2002 #24 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Saw that pic on papers today what an idiot, putting the child's life at risk like that, I think that he should definately be certified. :s3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althalus Posted November 20, 2002 #25 Share Posted November 20, 2002 this is probably mentioned in the news article, but that **** even went and put a blanket over his child's head, he could have done anything to him, luckily he then brought him back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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