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Florida vampire to run for President

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This guy has about a snowball's chance of winning tic-tac-toe, much less the presidency.

That would be a comforting statement if we had not just witnessed sarah palin's campaign and how dangerously close it can get :lol:

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"However, he also bragged about having numerous teen-aged girlfriends in recent years.

The girls have also provided several skeletons in Sharkey's closet.

He's accused of "brainwashing" a 16-year-old in Minnesota. The two were engaged until last month. Her family now has a restraining order against Sharkey and claims his texts to her violate it.

He reportedly admitted to harassing another 16-year-old Minnesota girl online in 2009.

He was arrested in Tennessee several years ago and is currently on probation from Indiana after he was found guilty in 2009 of intimidating a judge. He served six months in a Marion Co. jail before his release. Sources confirm the Secret Service has had to keep him on its radar, since he moves around the country." (http://www.cbsnews.c...6.shtml?tag=pop)

You think he's even gonna get close to the polls? lmao

Sounds like a pedeophile who poses as a vampire online to lure Twilight fans off the internet,brainwashe and molest them to me.

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hmm and people actually thaught a black president was bad

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Look he's wearing his sunny's as though he has an aversion to direct sunlight. *WoooT*

Wouldn't be surprised if he's really just a paedophile :lol: Pathetic. :angry:

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What is it about presidential elections that brings all the weirdos out of the woodwork? :cry:

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This moron's not getting anywhere.

And he's thrilled with the fact he's dating under aged girls?

He doesn't even care if they are attractive or not.

I can see him being another David Koresh but president, no.

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Be careful! He'll bite you, if you don't vote for him!

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Be careful! He'll bite you, if you don't vote for him!

Let him try.

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Whatever. He can't be anymore blood thirsty than the previous two guys.

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He should be in the big house not the White House lol

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This moron's not getting anywhere.

And he's thrilled with the fact he's dating under aged girls?

He doesn't even care if they are attractive or not.

I can see him being another David Koresh but president, no.

I think the fact that he plays on Teen angst, and the Vampire fantasy that so many teens take to their hearts is a form of grooming, I cannot figure why A - He is not locked up, and B why he has not been lynched, or had some girls father test his immortality. He harasses 16 year olds, that shows he is not mentally stable.

He might think "It's good to be me" for the moment, but the day he meets one father like me, his luck will run out altogether.

Would there be people of voting age stupid enough to vote for him?

Not sure why the papers are irresponsible enough to advertise him at all. If they must run a story, why call him the fake description of Vampire?

Instead of

Florida Vampire to Run For President

The Headline Should read

Weirdo Freak Who Calls Himself Vampire Wants to Run For President In Between Chasing Little Girls.

Call it like it is.

Wit till you date a girl with a father like me Freakosaurus............. It wont feel "good" to be you then you low life. It will hurt to be you.

Edited by psyche101
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Vampire riding a greyhound bus to DC. Great.

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Considering how old this thread is... and that the guy dropped out before the 2012 election... Kind of makes the thread moot. Though it was rumored that he said he would be back in 2020, so perhaps we can revive this thread in 6 years :)

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Me too, but NOT for emo sparkly vampires.

alexander_skarsgard.jpg

:P

Nibs

Now that's a vampire.

I find the guy in the article hilarious actually.

A pedophile who claims to be the decendant of a mass murdering Sociopath.

Hmmmmmm, at least he admits to all his flaws before we elect him.

The last two presidents were both mass murdering sociopaths, so.......

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this guy sounds like a creep. hes from florida right? the sunshine state? sunshine kill vampyre? ok.

That was the first thing that came to my mind, too.

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I've heard of mud slinging in politics, but this is the first blood slinging.

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That was the first thing that came to my mind, too.

To be fair, Florida is filled with bloodsuckers. They just call themselves politicians & not vampires.

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Necroposting is a horrible thing.

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