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I'll start:

The thing about webs is they tend to be sticky.

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The thing about bears is they tend to love trash.

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The thing about humans is that they tend to believe they exist.

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Not all roads lead to Rome.

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Dogma and dung might have an equal exchange rate. However, when they are exchanged it is a waste of the container you put the dung in.

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sticks are so sticky

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Slicing a politician in two divides half truths by .50 and multiplies lies by the same amount.

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The end of this world is near!

Repent!

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there is a fine line between fishing......and standing on the shore line like an idiot......

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you must think carefully.....before devoting yourself to a life time of blogging.....

on the other hand...you have different fingers....

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Releash can be found in a bottle.

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When i play doctor, i play to win.

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Did Humpty Dumpty get laid?

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The thing abour racists is they never believe they're racist.

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The thing about democracy is that it fails................................a lot.

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What's wrong with America is that Rob Zombie isn't the president.

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What's wrong with the world is that there's too many people in it.

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Every day is Halloween.

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I'm gonna be so often near this man that he's gonna think he's stuck in a revolving door.

- Bobby Heenan

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Superman is the ultimate Mary Sue.

Spock is a close second.

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Been married 21 years? You realize that if you'd have killed her on your wedding night, you'd be out now?

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Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get...

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The problem with common sense...is that it's not common!:hmm:

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The problem with "an eye for an eye", is that eventualy everybody ends up blind.

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A bush in the hand is worth getting the bird two times.

(Its wrong but I like mine better. Who wants a bird in their hand.)

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