THE MATRIX Posted July 7, 2010 #51 Share Posted July 7, 2010 J.B. won First Place in a Lindsey Lohan look-a-like contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.B. Posted July 7, 2010 #52 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Wolfram hides in the carrying case Jeff Dunham uses to transport Achmed to different shows, just so he can see another Lindsey Lohan look-alike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE MATRIX Posted July 7, 2010 #53 Share Posted July 7, 2010 J.B. had an affair with Ms. Piggy and Kermit the Frog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.B. Posted July 7, 2010 #54 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Wolfram was actually in the Animal suit, it wasn't a puppet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE MATRIX Posted July 7, 2010 #55 Share Posted July 7, 2010 J.B. tried to seduce Simon Cowell to be on American Idol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.B. Posted July 7, 2010 #56 Share Posted July 7, 2010 And where I failed you succeeded, Mr. Hung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE MATRIX Posted July 7, 2010 #57 Share Posted July 7, 2010 J.B. is the star of a gay burlesque show in Vegas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorri Posted July 7, 2010 #58 Share Posted July 7, 2010 wolfram&harts12345's mother was a snake charmer, and his father fell for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted July 7, 2010 Author #59 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Slorri went to India to learn about snake charming but instead decided to worship cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted July 7, 2010 #60 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Oversword 'shakes it more than twice' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.B. Posted July 7, 2010 #61 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Biff's cat broke into the local National Guard armory and stole that gun he's using. Biff is now frightened to death of Furrball and bows down to his rightful Overlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted July 7, 2010 #62 Share Posted July 7, 2010 J.B. is actually one of the Jerky Boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorri Posted July 7, 2010 #63 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Last night when BliffSpitkins howled at the moon, it turned around and bit him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.B. Posted July 7, 2010 #64 Share Posted July 7, 2010 The moon then sat on Slorri's house and crushed it into the ground, before leaping back into the sky and saying "Oops, My Bad, Bro." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted July 7, 2010 Author #65 Share Posted July 7, 2010 J.B. is not in the United States but is ashamed to admit he is actually Canadian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE MATRIX Posted July 8, 2010 #66 Share Posted July 8, 2010 OverSword is related to South Park's Eric Cartman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eqgumby Posted July 8, 2010 #67 Share Posted July 8, 2010 OverSword is related to South Park's Eric Cartman. Wolf has an Obama shrine in a hidden room in his garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted July 8, 2010 Author #68 Share Posted July 8, 2010 eqgumby's mother has left daisys on wolframs shrine to Obama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorri Posted July 8, 2010 #69 Share Posted July 8, 2010 eqgumby's mother has left daisys on wolframs shrine to Obama. OverSword plucked the daisies and ate them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.B. Posted July 8, 2010 #70 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Slorri's the one who kidnapped and smuggled me over the border into Canada, under Oversword's orders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissMelsWell Posted July 8, 2010 #71 Share Posted July 8, 2010 JB ate Ludefisk for breakfast, drowned in Poutine and .... LOVED it. *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.B. Posted July 9, 2010 #72 Share Posted July 9, 2010 MMW is actually Scotch-Korean and has not a drop of Norse in her. Despite the fact that she knew that decidedly Northern Sea dish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE MATRIX Posted July 9, 2010 #73 Share Posted July 9, 2010 J.B was committed to an Insane Asylum after finding out the Lebrick James was leaving Cleveland for Miami. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.B. Posted July 9, 2010 #74 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Wolfram is actually a goat disguised as Satan, disguised as Stan the Handyman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE MATRIX Posted July 9, 2010 #75 Share Posted July 9, 2010 J.B. married his long time lover, the goat on his farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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