Blue Star Posted December 12, 2012 #4851 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Feeds can't wait to see the sequel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feebs Posted December 12, 2012 #4852 Share Posted December 12, 2012 blue star has starring role along side oversword x 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted December 12, 2012 #4853 Share Posted December 12, 2012 (edited) Feeds wishes it was her but she failed the fluffing test. sorry feeds...I will curb my responses from here on. Edited December 12, 2012 by Blue Star 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted December 12, 2012 #4854 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Blue star has a bunch of nasty VHS tapes she secretly taped of Feebs and oversword ,and a duck ........with a few extra toes and webs. She had to transfer it all over to DVD to enjoy on a loop repeat though . She never takes it out of the player . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 12, 2012 Author #4855 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Simbi was in a movie titled 'Pink Flamingos'. She played the role of the mother. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted December 12, 2012 #4856 Share Posted December 12, 2012 That is just so wrong .... Oversword was technical advisor/wardrobe consultant on Pink Flamingos ,because no one knows better than he does,how to bring out ans boy or girls,other side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feebs Posted December 12, 2012 #4857 Share Posted December 12, 2012 agreed to the contracts of pink flamingos and often was seen trying to make oversword add additional bling and make up to the cast as they were worried there natural look would be noticed x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted December 12, 2012 #4858 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Feebs was the resident tea lady on site. She would arrive smashed but like clock work, came in every morning with the elevenses. Fag in the corner of her gob, smudged lipstick..... holding the sticky buns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feebs Posted December 12, 2012 #4859 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Feebs was the resident tea lady on site. She would arrive smashed but like clock work, came in every morning with the elevenses. Fag in the corner of her gob, smudged lipstick..... holding the sticky buns. and i still was classed the best looking on site....you were all so jealous of my lovely looks lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted December 13, 2012 #4860 Share Posted December 13, 2012 (edited) Me and feebs gave each other the physic challenge on another private website called 'www.The-UM-Elite.com'. The deal was she had to dress up and take a picture of who she really was and post it here as her icon. She lost.... Edited December 13, 2012 by SpiritWriter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 13, 2012 Author #4861 Share Posted December 13, 2012 I ran into Spirit Writer the other day on the street. Her name should be Spirit Drinker. That girl is a hot mess. her lipstick is smudged all around her mouth, mascara on one eye, false eye lashes falling off, stinks like borrowed cigarettes, wig on crooked. Yikes! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 13, 2012 #4862 Share Posted December 13, 2012 OverSword, it was your reflection in the Salvation Army shop window. SpiritWriter was across the street, ringing the bell for you and your likes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 13, 2012 Author #4863 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Helen takes offense when I describe other women as a hot mess. Don't worry Helen you're still a hot mess and I'm not cheating on you with other alcoholics I promise. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted December 13, 2012 #4864 Share Posted December 13, 2012 I ran into Spirit Writer the other day on the street. Her name should be Spirit Drinker. That girl is a hot mess. her lipstick is smudged all around her mouth, mascara on one eye, false eye lashes falling off, stinks like borrowed cigarettes, wig on crooked. Yikes! Lol my fav post of your so far... Actually Helen don't believe Oversword about him not cheating on you with other alcoholics, he's the one who messed my wig and lipstick up. Besides he hangs out here, the liars club... His biggest lie was, "I dont lie". Yours* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feebs Posted December 13, 2012 #4865 Share Posted December 13, 2012 oversword will go with anything in a movable wig and shoddy lip colour x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 13, 2012 #4866 Share Posted December 13, 2012 (edited) Ahem... Feebs is writing a novel about her short relationship with OverSword. It starts on one windy afternoon when gentle breeze suddenly turned into raging hurricane that blew wigs off their heads. Each caught the wig of another and as they exchanged them, they also exchanged looks of wild passion only bald people can feel when they stand feeling more naked than Eve in front of the serpent stood. Working title is “Twitlight”. Edited December 13, 2012 by Helen of Annoy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 13, 2012 Author #4867 Share Posted December 13, 2012 (edited) When people in Sucamore Beach get constipated, the remedy for years has been to go over to Helen's house and aske her to cook a meal for them. Guaranteed to unplug you. Edited December 13, 2012 by OverSword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 13, 2012 #4868 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Aww... OverSword still remembers the unplugged session he had at my house. It was so craptacular he asked me to sign a piece of toilet paper, which he keeps framed in his bathroom, for inspirational purposes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted December 13, 2012 #4869 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Helen actually owns a little restaurant ,but she tells none of her friends ,because she named it Taste o Helens ,but patrons call it the crapatorium .One bite,and you're in the crapper . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 14, 2012 Author #4870 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Simbi Laveau is the most respected scatologist in New York. She has cases of preserved specimens all over her house and even some from celebrities friends like Joey Ramone and Johnny Thunder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted December 14, 2012 #4871 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) you guys are so silly! Simbi is three and a half feet tall and has a proportionately sized head which would make it the size of a giant grapefruit. she has the opportunity to get some extra cash by accepting feebs offer of dressing up in red green white and gold lingerie and modeling for Santa, (modeling lingerie isn't something she's done, but something she's considered recently and thought it was a bit eerie feebs asked her to do this) but she declined saying she wants nothing to do with santa. She says if you rearrange the letters it spells Satan, that christmas is about Jesus, and she would never participate in pagan holidays even if they do involve lingerie... Oh oops I took too long... And Oversword is the Santa.... Edited December 14, 2012 by SpiritWriter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 14, 2012 Author #4872 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Spirit Writer is well known for posting late. When you drink as much as she does it takes 5 times longer to type a post. OK now thisnext part here is true. I asked SW out to lunch yesterday thinking she would look like the drawing on her avatar. And she does! She looks just like the drawing on her avatar! It is amazing really, I had never before seen someone who appeard to be made out of sketch lines from a #2 pencil. It was beyond weird. I may have to break it off before she gets obsessed with me like every other woman on this site. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 14, 2012 #4873 Share Posted December 14, 2012 OverSword can’t have enough of Christmas shopping music. You know, Jingle Bells tune played on mobile phone type of instrument, in endless loop. Some poor guy stole his gayphone and they found him with exploded head. That death is still officially unexplained, because people who were first at the scene did the only logical thing to do and squashed the Jingle Squeaking Electronic Hell thingy. So the evidence is lost, but we all know what happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 14, 2012 Author #4874 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Helen's definition of a gayphone is one that's set to vibrate. She keeps hers in her front pocket and never answers when you call. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 14, 2012 #4875 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) OverSword keeps his in the back pocket of his low waist jeans. Yes, I know you knew I’ll say that. You also knew I’ll add that he looks like a monstrous cupcake wearing those. Be grateful yoga pants don’t come with pockets, or he’d be wearing them. Edited December 14, 2012 by Helen of Annoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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