+OverSword Posted January 16, 2013 Author #5151 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Blue Star sits in her house staring out the window hoping a mormon or a jehova witness will knock on her door so she will have someone besides her cats to talk to. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted January 16, 2013 #5152 Share Posted January 16, 2013 OverSword spends his night going through all Schwarzenegger movies, trying to spot where I am acting as his stand in. He's collected quite the montage of clips.....I haven't got the heart to tell him it's not me but my cat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 16, 2013 Author #5153 Share Posted January 16, 2013 It's an easy mistake to make since Blue Star was born with a rudimenatry tail. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted January 16, 2013 #5154 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Over Sword is jealous of my cat burgling skills. [media=] [/media] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlanB Posted January 17, 2013 #5155 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Like a cat, Blue Star will occassionally cough up a hairball. Not sure what she's doing to ingest all of that fur though... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted January 17, 2013 #5156 Share Posted January 17, 2013 PlanB has this strange habit.......... He is obsessed with my bodily excretions....... He dissects them under a microscope....He failed to notice the pair of faux fur slippers mashed with the rest of his pilfering rubbish collecting. You see, What he has in methodical desertion skills, he lacks in hygiene...Often cross contaminating his research results by lumping all my waste together in one batch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 17, 2013 Author #5157 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Blur Star isn't lying about Plan B but I have seen her licking the hair on her arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 17, 2013 #5158 Share Posted January 17, 2013 OverSword sometimes goes to the airport and pretends he’s waiting for someone. He tried the same at railway station but it just didn’t give the same intercontinental thrill to the whole scene. So it’s the airports. Every 4-5 times he is mistaken for someone and twice he even made it to the taxi before the victim realized he was supposed to be picked up by a sane person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted January 18, 2013 #5159 Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) Helen knows oversword does this,because she follows him to said airports and train stations . She always secretly hopes he will come up behind her and say ,"no,that's not a candybar in my pocket .I'm just happy to see you " ,but he never does . Closest she got is when he bought a candybar at the kiosk ,and bumped into her when walking away,and he said ,"watch where you're going clumsy". Edited January 18, 2013 by Simbi Laveau 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted January 18, 2013 #5160 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Simbi wears her clothes backward and her shoes on the wrong feet and refuses to listen to anyone tell her she's got it all wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 18, 2013 #5161 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Lady Kasey is no lady! She can be seen in a number of different bars, on any friday or saturday night, lying on the floor, clutching a Newcastle Brown Ale bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 18, 2013 #5162 Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) She only does that to stop acute alan from getting drunk again. Now you know why his avatar looks the way it does. The photo was taken on Sunday morning, after two nights and one day of tooth, nail and spike fight over beer bottle. Bottle of beer, who would fight over empty beer bottle... Edited January 18, 2013 by Helen of Annoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted January 20, 2013 #5163 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Helen is actually jealous of acute Alan's avatar. She would like to wear it on her head ,but the hatopus won't release itself ,and acute Alan knows ,and hired Obama's secret service guys to guard it . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 20, 2013 #5164 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Simbi was fired from Bulgarian body guard company for excessive physical aggression that prevented her from following the standard procedures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 20, 2013 #5165 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Hmm ...... Helen omitted the tiny detail that she owns said company. She fired Simbi not for excessive physical aggression but for dating so many of the attackers she was meant to be getting physically aggressive with. (I won't mention that she was also dating an awful lot of the people she was meant to be guarding). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted January 21, 2013 #5166 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Ouija ouijia applied for a job with Helen's bodyguard company ,but Helen wouldn't hire her . She apparently wanted to use the clients for her own personal speed dating exploits . Her post above about me,is just sour grapes ,because I had all the fun . And Helen didn't fire me. I quit ,because joc and oversword wouldn't stop crying about me dating so many other guys . I took pity on them 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 21, 2013 #5167 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Simbi believes she wasn’t given a ticket, only a warning, because she looks so good. The truth is, she looks so scary the cop thought to himself: “I’d rather live to retire than die for the principles.” So he let her drive away, pretending he didn't notice a hand lifelessly hanging out the trunk of her car. As the car started to speed up, so the hand started to move on the wind, like it's waving goodbye to this cruel and often confusing world. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted January 21, 2013 #5168 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Helen's still making up lies because she's been waiting for me to tell the truth about her. But im not going to do it. You'll have to tell your own story. . Whenever your ready... we'll be here with open ears.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsteroidX Posted January 21, 2013 #5169 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Spiritwriter just wants to hear Helens gossip so she make money selling it to a tabloid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 21, 2013 #5170 Share Posted January 21, 2013 AsteroidX hopes to end up in a tabloid... for the second time. Yep, his first appearance was in the National Enquirer. Many people later claimed the fame of the unforgettable Bat Boy, but there can be only one: ladies and gentlemen, I present you the real, the only, the original, living among you under AsteroidX name *drum roll* the-eh Bat Boooooy! And that’s also how he announces guests coming over for dinner. And now, the one and only, the iron fist in velvet glow, our Ah-ah-aunt Eh-eh-Eeeednaaaaa! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted January 21, 2013 #5171 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Simbi believes she wasn’t given a ticket, only a warning, because she looks so good. The truth is, she looks so scary the cop thought to himself: “I’d rather live to retire than die for the principles.” So he let her drive away, pretending he didn't notice a hand lifelessly hanging out the trunk of her car. As the car started to speed up, so the hand started to move on the wind, like it's waving goodbye to this cruel and often confusing world. If it got me out of rickets for real,trust me,no problem with this at all . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted January 21, 2013 #5172 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Helen is very frugal . When she runs out of diapers ,she uses the coffee filters in their place,and vice versa. It works ok,until the hatopus actually has to go . When she reuses them ,is when the problems start . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 22, 2013 Author #5173 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Simbi Laveau was recently spotted in the audience of the Jerry Springer Show chanting 'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 22, 2013 #5174 Share Posted January 22, 2013 OverSword was on the stage. His fake beard and wig just ripped off in fight with transvestite who accused him of being the surrogate mother of his adopted twins, before he had re-re-assignment surgery and went male again. Then it started to get weird, because a woman in the audience recognized her long lost son in de-bearded OverSword, demanding very loudly he pays her back every cent she saved for his college that he robbed off the account and spent on... well, I don’t have to tell the whole story in one breath. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 22, 2013 Author #5175 Share Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) LOL! I don't know if I should be angry that a woman in Crotia knows who Jerry Springer is or not! Helen of Annoy has been trying to get on the Jerry Springer show for years. Unfortunately(?) they don't consider her strange enough and she was explicit that she would not flash her breasts since it is the most watched show in Croatia. (please note this is in the lying thread the truth is that Helen has been on Springer many times including the time I was on it) Edited January 22, 2013 by OverSword 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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