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Often finds Beckys Mom in there, who then pretends she didn’t notice she was found, again, and keeps sitting in freetoroam’s closet, her eyes studying something damn interesting on the ceiling.

“Fine. But don’t eat any mothballs, you know what happened last time when you did that.”

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Helen came out of the closet

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Becky can`t even find her closet what with the pile up of hairnets all over the place. :w00t::clap::tsu:

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freetoroam snuck into my closet as soon as I got out of it. So soon I saw her swish in.

“What the **** is wrong with you? Go to your own closet!” I said and she replied she can’t because Beckys Mom is in there, threatening to eat a handful of mothballs if she attempts to remove her.

“That’s your closet, you make the rules, go back and sort it out.” I tried to bring freetoroam to reason, but she just grabbed the lavender pouch I keep there instead of mothballs.

“Go ahead, it’s not poisonous.” so I laughed and freetoroam got the lighter out of her pocket and replied: “I know. But it’s flammable.” with the most promising evil grin on her face.

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All you guys are hiding in the closet. The octopus has his legs around everybody.

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SpiritWriter is jealous of them because she could really use a hug.

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Oversword shouldn't cast stones .He has no closet .He throws all his clothes on the floor ,and he gets hugs from random people at the bus station .Most of them call the cops afterwards ,but not all .

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Simbi spends hours and hours on the dating sites searching for a relationship. It's become the primary focus of her life.

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Oversword can't live without Jerry Springer.

He tapes and DVRs it ,and watches it on a loop .Over and over and over .

When girls get their Jerry beads ,he weeps .

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Simbi Laveau can often be seen peeking out a crack in the curtains at passing children scaring the bejezzuz out of them.

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OverSword went on Jerry Springer as one of the guests.. Show was called - "I married my cat, and it ditched me for some tripe "

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Beckys Mom stole my turnip sack. She thought it was a piece of designer clothing.

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Helen of Annoy drinks like a fish. You can often find her laying in the sidewalk outside her local pub singing softly in a small puddle of her own vomit.

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OverSword would never do that. He’s too cheap to throw up. Once he held his nose and mouth shut until he turned blue, but he did not let one drop of precious fluid to be lost.

When he drinks home, alone, he's much more relaxed because he knows he can safely recycle from the toilet bowl with no distrust or disgust.

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Simbi Laveau can often be seen peeking out a crack in the curtains at passing children scaring the bejezzuz out of them.

That one just might be true ,but I digress...

Oversword is president of the Seattle chapter of the David Cassidy fan club ,and vice president of the Partridge Family fanclub .

He still has his Partridge Family lunch box ,which he actually still uses . He has a life size David Cassidy cardboard cutout in his living room ,and kitchen ....

He emails Danny Bonaduce at least once a week,begging for an interview for his fanzine ; The Partridge Comprehensive Compendium . Every Partridge Family fans must have !

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Oops ,I'm out of order again . I'm losing it .

Ok,right order ,Helen of Annoy wore that turnip sack to her high school prom . She told everyone it was the latest on the runways in nyc .......when it was actually the runways at Kennedy airport .

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When Simbi was younger she was a groupie for the following artists:

1. Stevie Wonder

2. Led Zeppelin

3. Elton John

4. Pink Floyd

5. Rolling Stones

6. The Eagles

7. Marvin Gaye

8. Queen

9. James Brown

10. The Who

11. Black Sabbath

12. Aretha Franklin

13. David Bowie

14. Paul McCartney/Wings

15. Parliament/Funkadelic

16. The Isley Brothers

17. Fleetwood Mac

18. John Lennon

19. Bee Gees

20. Chicago

21. Bob Marley

22. The Jackson 5

23. Earth, Wind & Fire

24. Al Green

25. Bruce Springsteen

26. KISS

27. The Clash

28. Curtis Mayfield

29. Lynyrd Skynyrd

30. Eric Clapton/Derek & the Dominos

31. Alice Cooper

32. Gladys Knight & The Pips

33. The Allman Brothers Band

34. Aerosmith

35. Neil Young

36. Bob Dylan

37. Rod Stewart

38. The O'Jays

39. The Ramones

40. Rush

41. Bob Seger

42. Steve Miller Band

43. Grateful Dead

44. The Beach Boys

45. George Harrison

46. Sly and the Family Stone

47. Peter Frampton

48. Elvis Presley

49. Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young

50. Billy Joel

51. Deep Purple

52. Creedence Clearwater Revival

53. Three Dog Night

54. Temptations

55. Boston

56. Jackson Browne

57. Joni Mitchell

58. Commodores

59. Jim Croce

60. AC/DC

61. The Spinners

62. Kool & The Gang

63. Doobie Brothers

64. Yes

65. War

66. ZZ Top

67. The Guess Who

68. Emerson, Lake & Palmer

69. The Staple Singers

70. James Taylor

71. Barry White

72. Bachman-Turner Overdrive

73. Jethro Tull

74. Bad Company

75. Steely Dan

76. Santana

77. Moody Blues

78. Electric Light Orchestra

79. Sex Pistols

80. Grand Funk Railroad

81. Journey

82. Foreigner

83. Kinks

84. Patti Smith

85. Rufus, featuring Chaka Khan

86. Kansas

87. Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes

88. Heart

89. Donna Summer

90. The Chi-Lites

91. Paul Simon

92. Linda Ronstadt

93. America

94. Styx

95. The Doors

96. Van Morrison

97. Iggy Pop

98. The James Gang

99. Van Halen

100. Lou Reed

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Hey ,Stevie was grateful .....a few of them still call when they're in town ,even though I WAS A FETUS WHEN THEY WERE AT THEIR HEYDAY,but we won't stipulate the details ....

Oversword is a boytoy for Joan Rivers .........AND Roseanne Barr . He does find it demeaning,but hey,someone has to pay for his massages ,pedicures,facials,manicures ,and man parts hot waxes and bleachings .

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Yes someone has to pay Simbi the outrageous prices she charges for my waxy groomings. Heat up some wax Simbi I'll be there in 20 minutes.

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I was asked to write this by Simbi's co-workers as none of them were brave enough to stand up and face her. Apparently, some months ago now, Simbi started taking biscuits and cakes that she'd made at home into work to hand around at break time. The first time she did this no-one was brave enough to tell her how foul they were ..... they all managed a smile and said 'Great!'. So, Simbi takes 'treats' in every day now and the co-workers have begged me to tell her to STOP! They've all had to have time off work because of digestive problems and it's waaay beyond a joke. Simbi? QUIT THE BAKING!!

How did I know you would push in ...... again? <_<

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ouija physically pushed me out the chair so OverSword can push in... I know, the ocean between us, but she’s got really long hands. Really long.

OK, not that long, it was quantum physics stuff about which I can’t tell you more.

No, it’s not secret, I’d tell you if I knew how it works.

ouija knows, though, but she doesn’t want to tell you because...err... I lost the other half of that sentence. It's under the chair... wait... aaa... nah. Too upside-down task. Will try again tomorrow.

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Helen is really married to her octohat whatever it is . His name is Lyle . He always sputters at her through his ink hole ,"your Lyle is here to beguile"

She laughs to herself all the time,because no one knows her avatar is really total octoporn .

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It’s the hatopus. Shake his third right tentacle, they love when you greet them like that.

Speaking of avatars, let the record show Simbi currently has Cartman flashing his butt at auditorium.

She chose him because Cartman is her stage name. So popular her customers already started to use it as a verb. Like “Google that”, you know, “Cartman me”. The differences are that you can google for free and that nothing will become red, swollen and itchy afterwards.

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Helen dropped a Freudian Slip phrase....red, swollen and itchy...with regards to Simbi's 'octoporn' statement. When confronted with this, she readily admitted that removing the ocothat leaves both the octo and her head in that condition.

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Joc is a depraved maniac . He abducted the hatopus ,Lyle ,and made poor Lyle his sex slave .

Helen rescued Lyle ,and beat joc within an inch of his life,with an obese hedgehog named Cyrill .

joc is in intensive care,with Cyrill lodged in his left nostril . Helen and Lyle ,are reunited ,but poor Lyle needs therapy ,after his horrid ordeal .

Poor Lyle. You are a beast joc !

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