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It’s a trap!

We can sell you disassembled into spare parts for a lot more, he’s only trying to lure you in.

OverSword once wanted to donate blood... all right, sell blood, but it comes down to the same... anyway, they turned him down for not matching any known blood type.

This is why people should marry outside their village at least every three generations if not all the time.

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Helen is regularly followed home by angry mobs wielding torches and pitchforks!

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OverSword is actually a very intelligent gorilla living in Seattle Zoo. His keepers are just letting him have a bit of a 'run out' on this site to perfect his computing skills ..... they hope to go public by the end of the year and then you will see his fuzzy, grinning face on the front of all the newspapers!

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ouija was in a car accident. Don’t worry, nothing too serious, she only broke her planchette.

Damn airbag, sometimes it can hurt you more than the accident itself.

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Helen went to ouija for a reading, and was told that she would be the next winner of Croatia's got Talent. Helen sang the national anthem while belching. She didn't win. As a matter of fact that's how the whole 'being chased by mobs of people with torches and pitchforks started.

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Just to put things straight here: it was NOT my fault Helen didn't win ....... what sort of a reading can I give with a broken planchette? Hmm? My Guides found it very difficult to get through <_<

OverSword actually does some psychic readings himself(although he's not as accurate as I am .... obviously). He calls himself 'Mme. Petulengro' and sits in a little booth at the entrance to his local mall. He's not really interested in doing the readings, although they bring in a little pocket money ..... the main reason he does them is because he gets to dress up as an old gypsy woman and use a high-pitched, squeaky voice.

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ouija dresses like an old gypsy woman with a high squeaky voice when she gets out of bed every morning.

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OverSword is taking coffee sludge reading lessons to complete his Gypsy woman alter ego. He didn’t make much progress, probably because that's instant coffee he's trying to read and the real and the instant are as similar as smoking is similar to sucking a thumb.

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ouija dresses like an old gypsy woman with a high squeaky voice when she gets out of bed every morning.

If only you knew .......... :lol: !!!

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Oversword asked me to help him escape the zoo but I was afraid of getting caught and going to jail, but I do bring him bananas and cans of his favorite drink 'diet fanta' . I also sit and draw pictures of him and his new girlfriend on some afternoons.

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To get that wonderful heart-shaped bouffant style in her hair, SpiritWriter has to first of all attach a beachball to each side of her head, back-comb her hair vigorously and then carefully spread it over the beachballs until they are hidden. She then sprays liberally with hairspray and ...... voila!

It's all a bit precarious ...... fine when she was posing for this drawing, not so good when running for the bus :hmm: .

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ouija is actually Ozzy Osbourne's less sucsessful half sister ouija ouija Osbourne. She once bit the head off of a very cute hampster, an act which made children cry and encouraged her record label to drop her contract two days before her first album was to be released. Since that time she has sunk to the stygian depths of bitterness and jealousy as she watches her hated half brother rise to ever increasing fame. It seems he poops gold and wont even leave a small loaf on ouija's porch in a small flaming paper sack.

Don't fret ouija, we love you even though you're not a big rock star.

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Oversword your going to have to look above for your lie, I'm afraid I've screwed things up again.

Helen rides around town on the biggest Harley ever created wearing a string bikini and 13 inch stilletos. She does pop-a-wheelies every quarter mile and yells "hell yeah biznatches" and other obscenities to all the pedestriens. She has quite a few neighborhood fans.

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you all live in a mental asylum dremaing up these vast stories and spirit writer is your doctor x

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Feebs was recently fitted for a straightjacket. It's by burberry and patterned in thier traditional pattern.

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She will be very happy in her new upper-class institution for the mentaly challenged.

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Oversword loves Burberrys .He keeps swatches of their material in his pockets,and next to his bed ,and even in the shower ,so he can rub them on himself ,at any time.

He shudders when he does it,and says ;bbbbuurrrrbbbeeerrryyy ,under his breath .

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For the longest time Simbi has had the biggest crush on Axl Rose. She often lays in bed dreaming about running her fingers through his luxurious hair. She is convinced that once he's taken a dose of Laveau he will quit all other drugs as they can't possibly measure up to the euphoria she thinks causes in men.

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Oversword has to take 500 mgs of ibeoprofin every 3 1/2 hours from all the attempting to give a damn he's been doing. He is determined not to have to change his name to Overdrive.

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SpiritWriter wasn’t determined, just careless, when she glanced “1 every 8 hours”, took 8 every 1 hour and ended up in the hospital as the first and this year only patient that overdosed on azithromycin.

What SW is determined about is naming her first born daughter “Chlamydia” because that is what started this whole chain of unbelievable events, crowned with dinner invitation from a very handsome doctor she met in the hospital.

(He’s actually a janitor and won’t look as handsome when the effects of sedatives wear out, but we won’t spoil it all in advance.)

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I cannot stand Axl .Duff was mah bebe.

In,any,case,Helen hates it when no one posts under he barbs on this thread .

We all wait for someone else to post under because,because we like everyone else better :P

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Simbi had to deny the whole axl insinuation because it's true.

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axl was really looking for you oversword but came across simbi and thought this will do x

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Guys,ask me the GnR stories some time,as there *are* stories .

And it was Feebs who was with axl,but she had those red itchy spots for so many weeks afterwards ,she was embarrassed to tell anyone .

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i only got them because you were there first and it spreads x

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Cannot stand Axl !

Feebs doesn't like to admit it ,but she's *still* itching .

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