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[Archived] Make up a lie about poster above

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Agent X will go under the knife next week so he can finally realize his lifelong dream of looking exactly like his avatar.

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MMW is a Closet Twilight Fan.

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I bet no one knew wolfram&heart has one of the largest known collections of Granny Panties which he purchased on E-bay, from grannies.

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MMW was once featured on a Girls Gone Wild Video.

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Wolfram rams wolves.

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Fernando is really the Star Wars Kid of YouTube fame:

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MissMelsWell is definitely a "Miss" and wants me to ask her out (J/K everyone).

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Archangel Michael is a forum addict and always has to add in his 2 cents.

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Wickian pees in public pools. :w00t:

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Wickian pees in public pools. :w00t:

Biff stands reeeeal close to Wikian in public pools. :P

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:P

Biff stands reeeeal close to Wikian in public pools. :P

eqgumby owns the entire David Hassellhoff CD collection. :tu:

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BiffSplitkins buys bootleg knightrider dvd's.

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Oversword plays in a Bon Jovi Tribute band ... :P

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I've heard that MissMelsWell dare not have eggs for breakfast in fear of the angry chicken inside.

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Slorri counterfeits Monopoly money.

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wolfram&hart12345 is a proud parent.

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Oversword is a Communist zebra hellbent on taking over the world in the name of the Reptillian species of which Hilary Clinton is Queen.

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J.B. Proudly drives his Pink Mary Kaye Cadillac to work every day, while wearing his matching pink shirt... it's not just a lifestyle.<BR><BR><BR><BR>

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MMW was one of Tiger Wood's mistresses.

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Wolfram was hanging around Tiger Woods trying to pick up the leftovers of his affairs.

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J.B. once claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

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(Impossible! I don't have a texting plan on my phone! :P )

JB is at work posting on UM right now because he forgot his paper hat at home and he's waiting for his mom to bring it by for him.

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(I just got double teamed.)

Wolfram told that ridiculous lie about me to cover up the fact that he and MMW were actually surrogate parents for Anna Nicole's baby.

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J.B. is actually the real Erin Andrew's stalker.

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Wolfram is actually Satan in disguise and his "real" name is Stan. . . because Satan is very unoriginal sometimes, thanks to taking up all his time with overly complicated plots.

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