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I'm always seeing those damn gremlins out the plane window ....

I think oversword spiked this mornings coffee with a bit of the olde Irish whiskey ,methinks methinks.

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That's not true, I did get my finger in it before I gave it to you though, and no body is quite sure where my finger was before that.

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and im the butt obsessive...lol...overswords finger is falling off because of where it has been x

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and im the butt obsessive...lol...overswords finger is falling off because of where it has been x

Yes you are because I never said anything about it being in my....you know!

Feebs became a nurse in hopes of giving lots and lots of enemas to perfect strangers.

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Yes you are because I never said anything about it being in my....you know!

Feebs became a nurse in hopes of giving lots and lots of enemas to perfect strangers.

over sword keeps pushing in on the enema line at the hospital that noe he is known as butt man x
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Feeds can't wait to see the sequel.

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blue star has starring role along side oversword x

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Feeds wishes it was her but she failed the fluffing test.

sorry feeds...I will curb my responses from here on. :blush:

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Blue star has a bunch of nasty VHS tapes she secretly taped of Feebs and oversword ,and a duck ........with a few extra toes and webs.

She had to transfer it all over to DVD to enjoy on a loop repeat though .

She never takes it out of the player .

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Simbi was in a movie titled 'Pink Flamingos'. She played the role of the mother.

pink_flamingos_6.jpg

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That is just so wrong ....

Oversword was technical advisor/wardrobe consultant on Pink Flamingos ,because no one knows better than he does,how to bring out ans boy or girls,other side ;)

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agreed to the contracts of pink flamingos and often was seen trying to make oversword add additional bling and make up to the cast as they were worried there natural look would be noticed x

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Feebs was the resident tea lady on site.

She would arrive smashed but like clock work, came in every morning with the elevenses.

Fag in the corner of her gob, smudged lipstick..... holding the sticky buns.

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Feebs was the resident tea lady on site.

She would arrive smashed but like clock work, came in every morning with the elevenses.

Fag in the corner of her gob, smudged lipstick..... holding the sticky buns.

and i still was classed the best looking on site....you were all so jealous of my lovely looks lol
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Me and feebs gave each other the physic challenge on another private website called 'www.The-UM-Elite.com'. The deal was she had to dress up and take a picture of who she really was and post it here as her icon. She lost....

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I ran into Spirit Writer the other day on the street. Her name should be Spirit Drinker. That girl is a hot mess. her lipstick is smudged all around her mouth, mascara on one eye, false eye lashes falling off, stinks like borrowed cigarettes, wig on crooked. Yikes!

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OverSword, it was your reflection in the Salvation Army shop window.

SpiritWriter was across the street, ringing the bell for you and your likes.

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Helen takes offense when I describe other women as a hot mess. Don't worry Helen you're still a hot mess and I'm not cheating on you with other alcoholics I promise.

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I ran into Spirit Writer the other day on the street. Her name should be Spirit Drinker. That girl is a hot mess. her lipstick is smudged all around her mouth, mascara on one eye, false eye lashes falling off, stinks like borrowed cigarettes, wig on crooked. Yikes!

Lol my fav post of your so far...

Actually Helen don't believe Oversword about him not cheating on you with other alcoholics, he's the one who messed my wig and lipstick up. Besides he hangs out here, the liars club... His biggest lie was, "I dont lie".

Yours*

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oversword will go with anything in a movable wig and shoddy lip colour x

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Ahem...

Feebs is writing a novel about her short relationship with OverSword. It starts on one windy afternoon when gentle breeze suddenly turned into raging hurricane that blew wigs off their heads. Each caught the wig of another and as they exchanged them, they also exchanged looks of wild passion only bald people can feel when they stand feeling more naked than Eve in front of the serpent stood.

Working title is “Twitlight”.

Edited by Helen of Annoy
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When people in Sucamore Beach get constipated, the remedy for years has been to go over to Helen's house and aske her to cook a meal for them. Guaranteed to unplug you.

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Aww... OverSword still remembers the unplugged session he had at my house.

It was so craptacular he asked me to sign a piece of toilet paper, which he keeps framed in his bathroom, for inspirational purposes.

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Helen actually owns a little restaurant ,but she tells none of her friends ,because she named it Taste o Helens ,but patrons call it the crapatorium .One bite,and you're in the crapper .

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Simbi Laveau is the most respected scatologist in New York. She has cases of preserved specimens all over her house and even some from celebrities friends like Joey Ramone and Johnny Thunder.

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