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H of A never wanders of point, she's aways on the ball.....snow balls or any other alcoholic based drink that makes her ramble and tell tall tales.

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Blue Star gave me that ball last Christmas. I kept it in the fridge the whole time, taking it out only once a week to cuddle with it and then put it back before it melts.

That’s explains the chills Blue Star feels once a week and her strange need to hug the fridge.

That and the illegal substances. I told you it will damage your brain.

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Helen puts gift-wrapped empty boxes under the Christmas tree.

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Speaking of balls, ouija gives men blue balls for Christmas.

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OverSword painted white “m” on each of his.

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Speaking of balls, ouija gives men blue balls for Christmas.

I do my best! :blush:

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ouija once forwarded “we’re pregnant!” mail to her dentist by mistake.

He immediately responded with “I’m so sorry, I had no idea it’s possible to conceive that way and I swear on everything that is holy to me I had no idea you were awake.”

Then, two minutes later he added: “So, if you were awake, how about next Tuesday at 8?”

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Helen of Annoy uses her eye brow wiggle for the strangest of things, far too strange, even to type here...I mean........Strange.

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Blue Star re-uses tissues after they dry out.

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OverSword only knows this is true because he rummages through my bins each week .....and tends to take a few memento's with him too.

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Blue Star is lucky I do that, just think how much it would have cost her to replace her false teeth had I not found them. By the way, they tatsed delicious, I tried them on before I gave them back. :yes:

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OverSword isn't really weird at all...No...Not at all strange, nutty as a fruit loop or stringy as a runner bean, no, no.....Not in the least. Just a very, very normal guy....honest :unsure2:

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blue star is very beautiful

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cenobite gives names to his reflections in the mirror.

He always politely greets them, introduces himself, but they just mock him repeating his words. So he gives them names of his own choice, wondering are those people from the mirror so mean because they are so ugly or they are so ugly because they are so mean.

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Helen secretly replaces cenobites mirrors with paintings of necronomicon demons .

She's evil that way .

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Simbi was the inventor of that prank. Only she used photos of various celebrities and politicians, put under glass for better effect.

One of her co-workers was slightly high when she saw her reflection shows Yasser Arafat and it took four months and a visit from a Catholic priest to calm her down.

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Helen is the proud owner of....A CAR, she is the first person in her village to own one! her parents are so proud! its a lovely 1977 austin allegro sport with 'quartic' steering wheel! (google it) she sold her husband and two of her 27 children to buy it

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You have no idea how close to the truth that was :lol:

cenobite would never sell any of his children. Never. It’s unacceptable, since they are much more profitable rented and instructed to steal whatever they can while leased to better houses, like those with running water or windows with glass.

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Helen can only dream of glass windows, the windows in her 'house' are made of from the foam that gathers at the corners of her elderly mothers mouth, she collects it daily and stores it in a special pouch, or bra as we civilsed people call them, when she has enough she makes her 'windows' so far she has two windows in her house with plans for another four by 2048 when Helen will be 97 years old

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cenobite is so kind he doesn’t want me to wait that long so he donated the skin cut off his belly in gut reduction procedure. Social security covered the expenses because his obesity was keeping firefighters too busy. All they did was carrying him in and out the house, having no time left to deal with actual fires.

At first we thought we’ll cover the windows, but then we realized it would be a shame to cut such nice big piece so we’ll make a wedding tent. Finally, all 200 guests under the same roof. Gut. Whatever, as long as everyone’s in.

They removed his balls by the way, since they were dried out anyway. I planned a key pouch, but I have too many keys, so I’ll make slippers for my pet rat out of cenobite’s scrotum.

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Helen is my favourite xmas bunny

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cenobite got stuck up his boyfriend's chimney. ho-ho-ho.

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Helen was that chimney

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cenobite calls his boyfriend “Helen” after his late math teacher who introduced him to the world of trans-sexuality. He still keeps a lock of his favourite wig.

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Helen can often be found collecting soot deposits from the exhaust pipes of coaches. Coming from a backward eastern european country she is doing her best to educate the locals in racial awareness, however her approach is sadly misguided and one day after an afternoon of soot collecting Helen 'blacked up' and headed back down the dusty trail to her village. On arriving back she encountered one of the village idots (there are many) who mistook her for a monster and promptly battered her around the head with a wooden phallus (the traditional mascot of her village) it wasnt until much later in the ducking pond that the soot washed off that the villagers reslised the mistake.

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