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ouija is just jealous that I no longer have that same reaction to flower children.

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Oversword decided that maybe my little pony isn't too bad, I imagine this is what he gets excited about, after all I found this...

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoelmlL7blMc7SYrAPFCmVLbDLX2jXFGJlloNPQ1onGOjUpPke

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Wolfpower's obsession with OverSword is getting a little out of hand, not so much for her, although she did spend the last week in school carving "Wolfpower OverSword" across every surface she could find, including but not limited to walls, floors, ceilings, urinals, stalls and billboards. but for O.S., who thought the whole thing was cute and funny right up until Wolfpower sent him a copy of the wedding invitation with his and her pictures in it. Gold embossed, very tasteful, it came with a little note, "I already sent these out, your Grandmother would like you to call her."

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The fact is that the 1truebat it experiencing a lot of jealousy over this, so HE was the one who send out the wedding invitation in an attempt to chase OverSword away from me.

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Wolfpower was banned from visiting zoo because she would make herbivores nervous by staring at them, baring her teeth. Same thing with yoga classes.

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(but it's so much fun </3 I did get banned doing that at the local warehouse)

Helen loves hiding in peoples toilet and when they sit down at it she'll softly tickle their butts to make them scream. Then she'll jump out and laugh, it gives her an exciting thrill

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Wolfpower is very beautiful. :)

Edited by SpiritWriter

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** something happened to the links I tried to provide as examples and i don't want to go back to find them. But one of them was Michael J Fox. :)

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Lies and insinuations, I only speak the truth when lying about people.

SpiritWriter is only trying to make Wolfpower self conscious because of her obsession with getting OverSword and Helen to tie the knot. Seriously, this poor girl took a job as a wedding planner and tanked it. Not only was it a total disaster, the horses spooked during the 21 gun salute, they played taps instead of the wedding march, the sculpted ice swans looked like dirty slush chickens. Her boss gave her one more chance, She has to find someone crazy enough to marry OverSword by next Wednesday, why she fixated on Helen is anybodies guess.

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Truebat didn’t have any problems with ice swans at his wedding. They stood firm and frozen because they were actually made of glass. There’s a firm specialized in making glass sculptures that are then rented as fake ice sculptures for low budget weddings.

Not that his and Robin’s wedding was low budget, they simply redistributed money into more important details, like broomsmaids’ winged costumes and dynamic duo figurines complete with batmobile handmade of organic marzipan on top of rainbow cake.

They redefined fabulous on their wedding day :yes:

Edited by Helen of Annoy

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helen actually stay awake at night thinking of lies to make up about us

that's why her lies are perfect and scripted very well

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Why, thank you, KoS. I keep your photo at my desk for inspirational purposes. That’s why my creative lying is so full of gays, freaks and aliens.

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Why, thank you, KoS. I keep your photo at my desk for inspirational purposes. That’s why my creative lying is so full of gays, freaks and aliens.

we all know that's not the only reason helen keep my pic near

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KoS burnt my picture when he found out I’m cheating on him. The trouble is, he had my picture in his phone, so he also lost all numbers he had stored in the burnt phone, plus his shopping list and his “to do this week” list.

So he’s not doing anything this week, except regretting the decision to burn my picture.

Serve you right.

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Helen is an adult baby.

I hope this is a lie.

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Jesus Christ, I clicked it... this is the last time I’m clicking on any link you post *shakes tentacle*

Queen heard you can get high by licking toads. Since she had no toad handy, she tried with frog because that’s almost the same. But the licked frog turned into Prinz.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSU_Prinz

Since the morphing happened in her room, she’s now trying to lick Prinz back into frog, but it looks like the transformation is either irreversible, either the amount of saliva needed to trigger it depends on the size of the current shape of the transformed.

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Helen was not at all amused by my Prinz licking activities and even when I collapsed of dehydration, she could not raise a smile.

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Queen of the north was the one who actually invented that adult baby community

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Wolf isn't really a wolf, she's actually a kitteh. :tu:

Edited by krypter3

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Krypter is often confused with Chancellor Angela Murkel, President Joyce Banda AND Queen Elizabeth II. Sometimes all at once.

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Kasey leaves bottles of cheapwine on her doorstep hoping to attract her next victim....errr I mean boy friend.

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OverSword falls for that each time. Each Friday, to be more precise.

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Helen is just mad because I didn't go to her house first. What can I say, Lady Kasey lives closer and after I black out I'm not sure where I go.

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Liar.

OverSword lives under the same bridge, two cardboard boxes away from me, while Lady Kasey is three boxes away, in a fancy plastic coffin. It's a storage box, but it looks like a coffin. Anyway, that’s the reason why he stops at her place, snob.

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Helen prints out multiple copies of each "lie" that is told about her and pins them to her walls. Her house will be featured on next season's premiere of "Hoarders."

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