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J.B. won First Place in a Lindsey Lohan look-a-like contest.

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Wolfram hides in the carrying case Jeff Dunham uses to transport Achmed to different shows, just so he can see another Lindsey Lohan look-alike.

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J.B. had an affair with Ms. Piggy and Kermit the Frog.

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Wolfram was actually in the Animal suit, it wasn't a puppet.

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J.B. tried to seduce Simon Cowell to be on American Idol.

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And where I failed you succeeded, Mr. Hung.

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J.B. is the star of a gay burlesque show in Vegas.

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wolfram&harts12345's mother was a snake charmer, and his father fell for it.

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Slorri went to India to learn about snake charming but instead decided to worship cows.

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Oversword 'shakes it more than twice'

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Biff's cat broke into the local National Guard armory and stole that gun he's using. Biff is now frightened to death of Furrball and bows down to his rightful Overlord.

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J.B. is actually one of the Jerky Boys. :tu:

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Last night when BliffSpitkins howled at the moon, it turned around and bit him.

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The moon then sat on Slorri's house and crushed it into the ground, before leaping back into the sky and saying "Oops, My Bad, Bro."

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J.B. is not in the United States but is ashamed to admit he is actually Canadian.

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OverSword is related to South Park's Eric Cartman.

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OverSword is related to South Park's Eric Cartman.

Wolf has an Obama shrine in a hidden room in his garage.

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eqgumby's mother has left daisys on wolframs shrine to Obama.

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eqgumby's mother has left daisys on wolframs shrine to Obama.

OverSword plucked the daisies and ate them.

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Slorri's the one who kidnapped and smuggled me over the border into Canada, under Oversword's orders.

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JB ate Ludefisk for breakfast, drowned in Poutine and .... LOVED it. *shudders*

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MMW is actually Scotch-Korean and has not a drop of Norse in her. Despite the fact that she knew that decidedly Northern Sea dish.

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J.B was committed to an Insane Asylum after finding out the Lebrick James was leaving Cleveland for Miami.

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Wolfram is actually a goat disguised as Satan, disguised as Stan the Handyman.

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J.B. married his long time lover, the goat on his farm.

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