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thefirstman

Chuck Norris Facts

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Post your favourite chuck Norris facts, me and a few friends have done this and it's hilarious.lol

I'll start:

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Next turn!

TFM

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There is no handicap parking, only parking reserved for Chuck Norris. They call it handicap parking because if you park there you will be handicapped.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...

Horses brag about being hung like Chuck Norris.

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There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

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