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Caption the Photo!

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This photograph appeared on MSNBC this week.... clearly this is a TSA agent copping a feel of a business traveler: Write a great caption!

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"Just relax Sir, I'm a highly trained professional.... just look at my porn star mustache! It says it all"

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You realize you need a special permit to import keilbasa into this country....

It looks just like a penis.....only smaller...

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...a little penecillan and you'll be just fine....

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....relax.... I used to milk the cows back on the farm....

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...just a little customs problem....we'll have this straightened out in no time.....

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sir I need you to turn your head and cough

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...I'm suddenly reminded of my pet turtle....when he'd hide in his shell...

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"Sir, we can't just take your word for it that you have balls of steel."

Edited by Eldorado

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So, you come here often?

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Sir, I'm ith the I.R.S., just try and relax.

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"All clear! Enjoy your flight ma'am.. *cough*.. I mean sir."

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Oh no, you won't be working with me today. I'm just the fluffer.

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:lol::rofl::lol: *applauds*

(at your captions, people, not at the photo)

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There you go sir...it won't fall off again ..I promise.. good as new!!

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I hate these new vending machines i just want what i have paid for, now if i just stretch out my fingers i should just be able to grab the packet.

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TSA agent: Uh, should have stuck to being a mall cop.. the vending machines always were easier to dig into than this! Where's my nut roll? It was always on the right.. Wait, I'm not at my night job, am I?

TSA agent: If I can just maintain concentration, I can place my hand just right to open the Hell Gates- This must be the keyhole, I've been checking all day!

TSA agent: Ew, this guy don't manscape and suffers the curse of poorly fitting pants?

Passenger: That's right, come along young fella (aka creepy old man from Family guy)

Passenger: MMM, yeah I did make sure to order some extra beans and onions with my lunch a few hours ago.

TSA agent: Whew boy, this is sure different than cranking oil filters a Jiffy Lube! Same action, but way smushier than a filter case..

Passenger: Boy, you can feel my package in front of your eyes, but looking down at you, I can't even see yours!

Edited by rashore

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Wait a minute! Your not my Wife!

Edited by fatbadger2

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"Hmm, I seem to have caught my glove in your zip..."

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"Is that a cellphone or is there something you haven't told your wife?"

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"One... more....tug....should...just...about do it..!"

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Conjoined twins prepare for wedding night.

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