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Create "Rejected" Childrens Book Titles Game

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Lets see if you guys can create some funny children books titles.

Here's some to start off.

1. That's It, I'm Putting You up For Adoption

2. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

3. Strangers Have The Best Candy

4. Whining, Crying, And Kicking To Get Your Way

5. You Were An Accident

6. Things Rich Kids Have But you Never Will

7. Places Where Mommy And Daddy Hide Neat Things

8. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

9. You Are Different And That's Bad

10. Dads New Wife Robert

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:lol: Those are horrible. Okay, how about, "Beginner's guide to m********ion". Nah, lame.

[randomapology1]I'M SO SORRY, BRACKET[/randomapology1]

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:lol: Those are horrible. Okay, how about, "Beginner's guide to m********ion". Nah, lame.

[randomapology1]I'M SO SORRY, BRACKET[/randomapology1]

That probably works. I'd say it's safe to assume that would be rejected. :lol:

Thank you. Good job. :tu:

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1. Terminal Ballistics For Kids

2. Everybody Dies

3. Diesel Fuel + Fertilizer = 4th of July Fun!

4. Fork and Wall Outlet: A Love Story.

5. How To Build Your Own Parachute

6. Mommy and Daddy Divorced Because You Wet the Bed.

7. Ouija Boards: Satan's Delivery Van

8. Stalin: A Man With A Plan

9. Why Uncle Willie Cries

10. Hustle or Die

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Mommy and Daddy Divorced Because You Wet the Bed.

:lol:

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LMAO, evil people. Okay, how about "That's not cough medicine" and "You CAN fly!" :mellow:

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LMAO, evil people. Okay, how about "That's not cough medicine" and "You CAN fly!" :mellow:

Haha. :lol: Being evil is fun sometimes. :tu:

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what about "harry potter & the castle of un-natural sex acts"

or the Dr seuss classic " green eggs & ham taste better with bleach"

Edited by just a bloke

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Oh I agree. :lol: And to stay on topic with another crappy title...

"Everything That Happens After You're Sent To Bed"

[randomapology2]AGAIN, I'M SOOOO SORRY![/randomapology2]

Edited by Nadia B.

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"Candy is hidden in the medicine cabinet"

"The pimp with the limp"

"Mommies and Daddies that kill their babies"

"How to tell if Daddy is a robot"

"Why you'll never amount to anything"

"ABC time with David Koresh"

"The Triple K non-coloring book"

"You are the only real person"

"Why aliens probe you"

"Fun with kitty: An exploration book (scalpel included)"

"My first hate crime"

"Why God hates me (probably you too)"

"Why 'Uncle Jim' hugs Mommy when Daddy is at work"

Yeah, I think a few of those might be real.....

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"Candy is hidden in the medicine cabinet"

"The pimp with the limp"

"Mommies and Daddies that kill their babies"

"How to tell if Daddy is a robot"

"Why you'll never amount to anything"

"ABC time with David Koresh"

"The Triple K non-coloring book"

"You are the only real person"

"Why aliens probe you"

"Fun with kitty: An exploration book (scalpel included)"

"My first hate crime"

"Why God hates me (probably you too)"

"Why 'Uncle Jim' hugs Mommy when Daddy is at work"

Yeah, I think a few of those might be real.....

Yeah. I think i've heard of some of those. :blink:

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Okay I'll give it a try with....

The Very Hungry Pervert

(Oh my, it, actually made me feel bad just by typing that, lol).

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Okay I'll give it a try with....

The Very Hungry Pervert

(Oh my, it, actually made me feel bad just by typing that, lol).

:lol:

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the little peado that could :no:

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"Please talk to strangers"

"Always swim with floatation devices on your ankles"

"101 reasons you should be afraid of the dark"

"Meths labs can be fun!"

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"Always swim with floatation devices on your ankles"

"101 reasons you should be afraid of the dark"

:lol::lol::lol:

"All the cool stuff in Mommy's purse!"

"Daddies can wear high heels too" (was that already said?)

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"Daddies can wear high heels too" (was that already said?)

Already done...I know that!

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"Please talk to strangers"

"Always swim with floatation devices on your ankles"

"101 reasons you should be afraid of the dark"

"Meths labs can be fun!"

Those seem like very informative books. :yes:

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Those seem like very informative books. :yes:

When I was a kid I did the second one...good times.

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"Why Your Parents Did Not Abort You"

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When condoms break.

See Spot Mate

Let's stick a fork in the light socket

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20 things to do with the stove

The brother in the dryer

14 masks to make from plastic grocery bags

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Anarchists cookbook for kids

Why the monster outside your window is breathing heavy

Flinging: not just for monkeys

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20 things to do with the stove

The brother in the dryer

14 masks to make from plastic grocery bags

:w00t::lol::tu:

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Grandpa Gets a Casket

The Magic World Inside An Abandoned Refrigerator

The Boy Who Died From Eating All Of His Vegetables

Fun Four Letter Words To Know And Share

Hammers, Screwdrivers And Scissors: An I Can Do It All Book

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