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Create "Rejected" Childrens Book Titles Game

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"Candy is hidden in the medicine cabinet"

"The pimp with the limp"

"Mommies and Daddies that kill their babies"

"How to tell if Daddy is a robot"

"Why you'll never amount to anything"

"ABC time with David Koresh"

"The Triple K non-coloring book"

"You are the only real person"

"Why aliens probe you"

"Fun with kitty: An exploration book (scalpel included)"

"My first hate crime"

"Why God hates me (probably you too)"

"Why 'Uncle Jim' hugs Mommy when Daddy is at work"

Yeah, I think a few of those might be real.....

You are so naughty!! :tu: I wish they were real books. Like to see how long they stay on the shelves.

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Flinging: not just for monkeys

OMG I think I just pee'd my pants! :rofl: I have often wished I could fling poo.

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Booger, Booger In My Tissue

Billy Gets a Bong

Why Your Dinner Tastes Like Fluffy

Why You Look Like Mailman Mike

Everybody Farts

Hooking 101: Prostitution the Easy Way

Sunscreen is for Sissies

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Sally and Her Super Pooper Scooper

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Grandpa Gets a Casket

The Magic World Inside An Abandoned Refrigerator

The Boy Who Died From Eating All Of His Vegetables

Fun Four Letter Words To Know And Share

Hammers, Screwdrivers And Scissors: An I Can Do It All Book

Grandpa gets a casket!!!! hahahahahaha!

How about..."There are toys buried in the road" Nevermind, that's lame.

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"Top 10 cars you must steal before you can get prosecuted as an adult."

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Grandpa gets a casket!!!! hahahahahaha!

How about..."There are toys buried in the road" Nevermind, that's lame.

lol. That's pretty good. :lol:

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101 Monsters that Live Under Your Bed

How to Make Masks out of Plastic Bags

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Dysfunctional Dave's Big Black Van

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Adam's Adventures in Amsterdam's Red Light District

Power Tools for the Budding Carpenter

DIY Nuclear Fission

Garbage Bag Parachuting

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Adam's Adventures in Amsterdam's Red Light District

Power Tools for the Budding Carpenter

DIY Nuclear Fission

Garbage Bag Parachuting

Why vaccuum sealed pets are better...

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"The Hampster in the Microwave"

"How to Lick a Toad"

"Parents who love their kids give them ponies"

"I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours"

"Santa's weekend in Vegas"

"Barbie's Brothel"

and this one's REAL!... "Baby's First Mythos" (Cthulhu Mythos that is)

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Lol, some of those are so funny, here goes, sorry if anything is similar, hard to remember whats been done!

Lets all pick on the new kid

2012, why you wont see adulthood

bogies are fun to share

babies first picture book: victims of serial killers

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Learning to love spinach and onions.

There are not many real monsters in the world

How to like, umm, communicate

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"My First Quantum Mechanics Book"

"The Big Book of Psychopaths for Children"

"100 Psychopath Stories for Bedtime"

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Bednobs and Broomstixxx

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"Knowing your other 20 mommies. A polygamy story"

"Why mommy works at the street corner"

Bullying and social media bullying for kids"

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"Big Bird & Elmo in rehab"

"You might be gay if you like Justin Bieber"

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"50 Shades of Crayola's Grey"

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100 ways smoke can improve your life

learn swearing in every language in 3 days

shop lifting eaiser than ever with 10 simple steps

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101 Mean Pranks to Play on Your Family and Friends

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daddy has a gun in his pocket

how i stabbed my kitty cat

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Poop Sculpting for Dummies

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All Dogs Hump Things

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The many ways to cope when you're being tried an adult at the age of 5 yo.

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