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Do you own?

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Only the inflatable one but I don't think she counts.

Do you own seven dwarves?

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Yes! and I've got a spare set!

They are called Poxy, Horny, Ritzy, Blakey, Holy See, Boloney, and Luigi.

Do you own any French Curves?

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no sorry x

do you own a flute ?

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No.

Do you own a beret?

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Not since I was in school.

Do you own a parrot?

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No, but I'm related to a few.

Do you own any underwear that's falling apart at the seams and should be binned but you keep for sentimental reasons?

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No, but I'm related to a few.

Do you own any underwear that's falling apart at the seams and should be binned but you keep for sentimental reasons?

Not anymore , the minister for washing & ironing throws them out !

Do you own a suit ?

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Two. A funeral suit and an interview suit.

Do you own carpet slippers called 'mules' that shoot off your feet if you walk quickly?

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Yes! My slippers are mules.

Do you own a pair of stiletto heels?

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Not since that time I accidently trod on my lover while wearing them and she burst and flew out the window.

Do you own a secret diary you would 'die' if anyone read?

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No. It's all in my head.

Do you own a 'mac jacket'? By the true definition they have to be plaid.

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Nah. Not a fan of plaid. Looks stupid on anything bar a kilt, imo.

Do you own a pet bird?

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Nah. Not a fan of plaid. Looks stupid on anything bar a kilt, imo.

How dare you? Plaid's my favourite colour. Anyways, back on topic...

"Do you own a pet bird?"

No.

Do you own a pet squirrel? (I do. It growls at me after I feed it and get too near it's food - anger issues I guess. I wouldn't freak out so much, but it's over my head, on a fence.)

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No pet squirrel...but I do have dogs that upon occassion catch squirrels.

So, do you own a kilt?

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No. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a kilt, (ugly knees).

I'd put my attack squirrel against your dogs, any day BTW, but I'm against animal cruelty.

Do you own a toque?

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The average squirrel weighs between one and two pounds. My collies weigh apx 75 pounds each.

What the heck is a toque?

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The average squirrel weighs between one and two pounds. My collies weigh apx 75 pounds each.

What the heck is a toque?

My squirrel has a mean streak in her a mile wide, and very nasty teeth.

Toque: "...the terms tuque and toque are unique to Canada and northern areas of the United States, close to the Canadian border."

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toque

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Yes, I wear it with my kilt :whistle:

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Do you own any instruments of torture?

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Yes. A Boney M CD. :su Actually, no, no (real) torture instruments.

Do you own a desk fan?

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Yes, at work.

Do you own a parasol?

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I wish I did! I love parasols, they are the best way to keep cool: they keep your head and shoulders in the shade and also create a stream of cool air ..... brilliant!

Do you own special cotton bags for keeping your vegetables in, with the name of the vegetable written on the bag? lol!

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no, do you own a tool box?

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About half a dozen.

Do you own a lucky penny?

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I own several lucky pennies.

Do you own any 2001 Quarters?

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Am afraid I own no US currency. I own some Canadian dollars but as you know, that ain't real money.

Do you own any automatic weapons that should only really be owned by soldiers?

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