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I dont know if anyone else has said it or yet but mine is Freddy got fingered. It is so wrong on so many levels but yet you cannot look away. I mean what other movie has scenes with a grown man jerking off a horse and an elephant that isnt a *spam filter*. I really think they took a bunch of crack head put them in a room threw in a bag of crack and said make us a movie.

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Killer Klowns From Outer Space....I cannot stress how TERRIBLE that movie is, yet I own a copy and watch it quite a lot! LoL!

Also I personally LOVE Pet Sematary but it's VERY campy...very 80's horror.

The Ring Two....as much as I like to pretend that movie was never made....can't...stop...watching it!

Dinocroc....haven't even FINISHED it but my GOD do I ever own the hell out of a copy. Costas Mandylor is a sex God. So sue me!

Flourish (Check this movie out....it makes very little sense, the acting is horrible, and yet SOOOOO Many catch phrases!)

If I think of more I'll let you guys know!

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Yes, the one for me that comes in mind right away is "Old School", with Will Ferrell.

:unsure2:

I loved it!!

"Dude. You got a frickin dart in your neck!" :w00t:

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"Bad" is a relative word...

- CASTLE OF THE LIVNING DEAD + 1967 + christopher lee

- I LOVE A MYSTERY + 1945 + jim bannon + george macready

- BLACK TORMENT + 1964

- THE WOMAN IN BLACK

- THE MAN ON THE TRAIN + 1953 + david niven + alan napier

- THE WITCH'S MIRROR + 1960

- BLACK MAGIC + 1975 + Shaw Brothers + Hong Kong

- THE HAUNTED LANTERN + 1997 + Japan

- THE UNDEAD + 1957 + roger corman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5EM9oS85N4

- Mystics in Bali

- Last Days of Planet Earth + 1974

- Night of the Devils + 1972 + La Notte dei Davoli + 1972

- The House That Would Not Die + Barbara Stanwyck + Richard Egan + Doreen Lang

- The Thief of Baghdad + 1978 + Terence Stamp + Roddy McDowall + Peter Ustinov + Ian Holm

The House That Wouldn't Die

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How does it not make sense? It's about a monster attacking New York City. :rolleyes:

It was basically Godzilla .

The fact the guy is moving to Japan was sort of a subliminal hint of that.

Big monster,possibly of alien origin,comes out of the water,destroys big city .

Godzilla.Not to mention ,the monster was COMPLETELY ripped off,design wise ,from the Korean movie The Host.

Exact same monster,only bigger.

The hand held camera was also nauseating.

That's why I didn't like it.Rather watch Godzilla or The Host.

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The Warriors

the-warriors.jpg

This is a must see bad film.

The Warriors is a classic ! And the warriors,come out to pllaayy guy,is the leader of the gang in The Crow.

No one knows his name,nut hes played 2 iconic roles,decades apart .

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Peter Jackson fan, huh? :tu:

I love Meet The Feebles !

LUUUCCIIIILLLEEEE !!!

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Repo! The Genetic Opera

I can't hear the word 'surgery' without having a song intermission in my mind.

No,this was just BAD.

The fact Giles from Buffy the vampire slayer series ,was the best one in the movie,and the fact Paris Hilton is in it..ugh. Awful .

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Mystics in Bali (loved the flying head with the spine)

Arnold (Roddy McDowall)

A Polish Vampire In Burbank

The Curse Of The Queer Wolf

Beast Of Blood

Exte(Japan)

Carved (Japan)

X Cross (Japan)

Tokyo Gore Police (Japan)

Hard Revenge Millie (Japan)

Art of The Devil 1 and 2 ,part 3 is just bbbaadd (Thailand)

SUCK

Zombie Strippers

Gargoyles

The Mad Room

P (Thailand)

Too many to mention really,but these are all amusing im their own way

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Double post.sorry

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Looking back over a year. I really did hate The Genetic Opera haha. That song does still get stuck in my head, however.

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You Can't Stop The Murders. The acting is bad, the story line is stupid, and it's so predictable and cliched. But I love it :)

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Anyone seen Birdemic?

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I know all caps are frowned upon but I don't know how to get my point across... YOU NEED TO RENT: "Clash of the Empires".. now on dvd.... its a killer of a horrible movie. Also check out "The Mists of Avalon" if you get a chance. It has the lady from The Good Wife in it.

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I know all caps are frowned upon but I don't know how to get my point across... YOU NEED TO RENT: "Clash of the Empires".. now on dvd.... its a killer of a horrible movie. Also check out "The Mists of Avalon" if you get a chance. It has the lady from The Good Wife in it.

Triple please let me know if you follow up on this advise. ;)

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"Galaxina" is a 'secret pleasure' of mine... It's just so over the top silly, and the first spoof of all the sci-fi movies and tv series that took themselves so seriously...

I still use a quote from that movie - the old Chinese guy on the ship says at one point... "Life's just one damn thing after another!".... so true....

as an aside it was Dorothy Stratten's last appearance... Her husband murdered her just before the film was released...

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For me maybe Brain Dead which probably needs no introduction. Some amazing lines ("I kick **** for the LORD!"). There was another one called Brain Dammage abotu some weird parasitic brain thing... it was incredibly weird... back in the days the Sci Fi Channel used to show all manner of oddball films before it began showing laughable soft porn, and then changed to SyFy and started showing films about shrktopuses and things..... Showed a wealth of anime too at one point :( Anyway enough pining...

Oh and Reannimator is pretty bad, but brilliantly ridiculous enough to be enjoyable even if it does pee all over the original story :P

There's a few of these really awful B-movies from the 80s I need to catch sometime like Galaxy of Terror and Forbidden World, Killer Klowns, Little Devils? Stuff like that.

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The Warriors is a classic ! And the warriors,come out to pllaayy guy,is the leader of the gang in The Crow.

No one knows his name,nut hes played 2 iconic roles,decades apart .

I realize this is a really old comment, but it's inaccurate. Michael Beck was the lead in The Warriors, David Patrick Kelly is the one who called the warriors to come out to play. Michael Wincott was Top Dollar in The Crow and did not appear in The Warriors.

The Warriors and Xanadu are good/bad ones I usually watch when they come on mostly because Michael Beck was my first celebrity crush and I still think he was cute as the dickens in those movies.

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Raising Cain wasnt the best movie,but john lithgow made it worth watching he always does a good job of acting crazy haha

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I realize this is a really old comment, but it's inaccurate. Michael Beck was the lead in The Warriors, David Patrick Kelly is the one who called the warriors to come out to play. Michael Wincott was Top Dollar in The Crow and did not appear in The Warriors.

The Warriors and Xanadu are good/bad ones I usually watch wwhen they come on mostly because Michael Beck was my first celebrity crush and I still think he was cute as the dickens in those movies.

I said the leader guy from the warriors,who says :warriors ,come out to play ...was also in the crow.

Only one person says ,warriors ,come out to play.

I didn't mean the leader of the warriors gang .

And he played T Bird in the crow.

Eric Draven kills him by taping him to his car ,and sending it into the water .He them lights the crow in flames.

One actor is all I noted .He played two iconic parts,decades apart .

Ive also seen the crow over 100 times.

I know who is who in my sleep.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0446314/

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I said the leader guy from the warriors,who says :warriors ,come out to play ...was also in the crow.

Only one person says ,warriors ,come out to play.

I didn't mean the leader of the warriors gang .

And he played T Bird in the crow.

Eric Draven kills him by taping him to his car ,and sending it into the water .He them lights the crow in flames.

One actor is all I noted .He played two iconic parts,decades apart .

Ive also seen the crow over 100 times.

I know who is who in my sleep.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0446314/

I totally read that wrong then.. I thought you meant the leader of the Warriors said come out to play rather than the leader of the Rogues and I was like, no, that's not right.

I guess I was wrong about The Crow, I thought Top Dollar was the leader of the gang, not T-Bird. That's also why I thought there was a mixup, Swan and Top Dollar are played by actors with the first name Michael.

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I totally read that wrong then.. I thought you meant the leader of the Warriors said come out to play rather than the leader of the Rogues and I was like, no, that's not right.

I guess I was wrong about The Crow, I thought Top Dollar was the leader of the gang, not T-Bird. That's also why I thought there was a mixup, Swan and Top Dollar are played by actors with the first name Michael.

Sorry ,I was just blathering on rabidly when I posted it.

See I had no idea.

I've seen the crow ...literally over 100 times. Brandon and his dad were my idols.

So I hadn't seen The Warriors in years.

So I rented it . My fave part at a kid was..WARRIORS...COME OUT TO PLLAAYY ...

I mean I used to joke abt it with my mom,since we saw the warriors together .

So I'm watching,and I'm looking at this guys face ....his voice,and I said ..NO WAY !

So I looked it all up,and sure enough .As T Bird is rather iconic .

One of my crew got themselves perished....

:D

Realizing it was the same guy ,blew me away .

He does tons of work in nyc. Lives here,and hes friends w Michael Massee...I think they did a Law and Order together,and an episode of supernatural...

And don't get me wrong,I know it wasnt his fault,and im sure it haunts him ,but I can barely look at Massee,even now.

I literally needed bereavement days when Brandon Lee was killed.

I was none functional ,and couldn't stop crying.

Id worshipped him from childhood.Waited for him to start acting. Followed his career from the onset ..

What happened to the little girl from the film is quite sad,and the girl who played Shelly,his fiancee,could never act again.

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The Room is one of the worst and best...

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