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The Excuse Game

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In this game, you tell the person below you to do something, and they make an excuse or reason not to. example: Give me that pizza! then the person below me would say something like: But I ate it. They then will also tell the member below them to do something. Okay let's start.

Make me a sandwhich!

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Make me a sandwhich!

I can't , I have no arms or legs.....

Carry me to the bathroom....

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aah late already...

Nope, can't do that. There are no bathrooms where I live, but I can carry you to the closest window.

Bring me a beer.

Edited by Lcvec

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We're out of beer.

Get me a banana!

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We're out of beer.

Get me a banana!

there's a tarantula in the bananas

get me a hockey puck!

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there's a tarantula in the bananas

get me a hockey puck!

I don't like anything to do with Canada....

Rub my feet......

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I don't like anything to do with Canada....

Rub my feet......

I can't. You have no arms or legs, remember?

I want a free trip to Egypt.

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I can't. You have no arms or legs, remember?

I want a free trip to Egypt.

I can't trip you , no arms or legs....

I want a Round Table Pizza..........

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Can't--only square tables here.

Get me the winning lottery ticket.

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Tried to get the lottery numbers , the spirits refuse to move the planchette.......

Shave my back.....

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No, fur is murder.

Paint my house.

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No, fur is murder.

Paint my house.

Too hard to hold brush in my mouth....

change my bed pan.........

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I'm not a nurse, sorry....

Buy me a new car with your disability check. :D

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I'm not a nurse, sorry....

Buy me a new car with your disability check. :D

Yes, well, I was going to do that, but I didn’t know if you want Porsche or Masserati so I spent the money on kebabs and easy men.

Bite me.

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Yes, well, I was going to do that, but I didn't know if you want Porsche or Masserati so I spent the money on kebabs and easy men.

Bite me.

I would , but I don't know where you live......

Pop the zit on my buttocks......

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I would , but I don't know where you live......

Pop the zit on my buttocks......

I can’t, since it’s so hard to tell your head from your ass, I’m afraid I might pop the wrong zit. And who’s going to do the thinking for you if I pop that one on your head?

Find me a suitable host.

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I can't, since it's so hard to tell your head from your ass, I'm afraid I might pop the wrong zit. And who's going to do the thinking for you if I pop that one on your head?

Find me a suitable host.

Everyone I know avoids parasites....

Find someone to think for me....

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Everyone I know avoids parasites....

Find someone to think for me....

I thought that will be easy, but no one wants to marry a legless, armless guy whose only hobby is a huge zit on his ass.

Put me out of my misery.

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I thought that will be easy, but no one wants to marry a legless, armless guy whose only hobby is a huge zit on his ass.

Put me out of my misery.

I'm a bad shot......Hard to hold a gun in my mouth and aim....

Make it stop raining..........

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I'm a bad shot......Hard to hold a gun in my mouth and aim....

Make it stop raining..........

I can’t do that. I have to pee, period.

Besides, whenever I do stop the rain, someone dances, complains or even sacrifices a virgin or two. Buy yourself an umbrella.

Give me magical umbrella that will follow me on its own every time I leave it somewhere.

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I can’t do that. I have to pee, period.

Besides, whenever I do stop the rain, someone dances, complains or even sacrifices a virgin or two. Buy yourself an umbrella.

Give me magical umbrella that will follow me on its own every time I leave it somewhere.

Sorry Mary Poppins still needs it!

I am peckish - Get me a 'bottomless coffee'and an everlasting ham sandwich to go with it!

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Sorry Mary Poppins still needs it!

I am peckish - Get me a 'bottomless coffee'and an everlasting ham sandwich to go with it!

I am a cross of Mormon and Muslim ,I can't touch neither of those...

Someone find my son a car so he can have a way to his new job......

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I am a cross of Mormon and Muslim ,I can't touch neither of those...

Someone find my son a car so he can have a way to his new job......

Sorry but as an unemployed environmental warrior, that would be against my beliefs

Get me a replacement for the Rainbow warrior!

Edited by glyndowers heir

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Sorry but as an unemployed environmental warrior, that would be against my beliefs

Get me a replacement for the Rainbow warrior!

Sorry man , the Jeff Corwin is being used........

find me some arms and legs....

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But I'd get caught when I start gravedigging.

Dust off your chandelier.

Edited by UFO_Monster

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