Jen369 Posted March 8, 2012 #2151 Share Posted March 8, 2012 No, I have enough homework of my own to do...besides, you'll never learn otherwise (supposedly). Don't let me get sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 8, 2012 #2152 Share Posted March 8, 2012 I’m not that influential. Walk it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfpower Posted March 9, 2012 #2153 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I walk enough everyday! Reread my post from before and notice your mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted March 9, 2012 #2154 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I would but I don't know how to scroll up Unpack my bags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 9, 2012 #2155 Share Posted March 9, 2012 What's the point? You'll be going again soon. Cut Brian May's hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted March 9, 2012 #2156 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I have been advised to stay away from sharp things Buy me Iphone 4S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 9, 2012 #2157 Share Posted March 9, 2012 If I bought you a new iphone, you might spend the rest of your life on Twitter, and I don't want that on my conscience. Tune my forks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 9, 2012 #2158 Share Posted March 9, 2012 (edited) Reminds me of an old, sick, local joke... never mind... I play only spoons, sorry, have absolutely no experience with forks. Forklift me. Edited March 9, 2012 by Helen of Annoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted March 9, 2012 #2159 Share Posted March 9, 2012 But I don't know how to Teach me Latin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 9, 2012 #2160 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I'm sorry - I don't have the volubilitas linguae. Change the batteries on my singing trout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted March 9, 2012 #2161 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Oops I changed the batteries of the braying donkey instead Come dancing with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 9, 2012 #2162 Share Posted March 9, 2012 (edited) Pervert. Dont post until Im back. And Ill be right back, in dog years. Edit: that perv was for singing trout, dancing... I don't dance on rainy days or three days before the rain. Edited March 9, 2012 by Helen of Annoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted March 9, 2012 #2163 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Can't control fingers. Have to post. Lets go to Mars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 9, 2012 #2164 Share Posted March 9, 2012 But I have to be in the kitchen in two minutes or we’ll eat *four little stars* today. Don’t keep me here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 9, 2012 #2165 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Can't help you. You're stuck here. It's self-inflicted. Give that poor owl a barn to live in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted March 9, 2012 #2166 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I don't like barns. I am a free bird. Give me a bite from that apple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 9, 2012 #2167 Share Posted March 9, 2012 No, it’s kiwi. You wouldn’t like it. But I have dead and half eaten blackbird in the garden, have a bite. (Owls would like that, if you’re not an owl then... ah... go f...ff...fa-fa-la-si-doooooh.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted March 9, 2012 #2168 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Owls like mice and grains... not blackbirds Get me a big fat mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 9, 2012 #2169 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Picky owl! No mice, my cats took care of that. How about popcorn? Would you like some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted March 9, 2012 #2170 Share Posted March 9, 2012 No the butter sticks to my beak and then its difficult to kiss. Buy me a new cap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 9, 2012 #2171 Share Posted March 9, 2012 No, I won’t buy you a new cap, I’ll knit one just for you. Someone slap me out of this broody mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted March 9, 2012 #2172 Share Posted March 9, 2012 But I like you broody Knit the cap in blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen369 Posted March 9, 2012 #2173 Share Posted March 9, 2012 It's Helen's job to knit. While you're at it, knit me a scarf and matching gloves...I'm moving somewhere cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 9, 2012 #2174 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Sorry, I haven't got enough yarn to make a MATCHING set. Swing Low Sweet Chariot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 9, 2012 #2175 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I don’t want to explore that. Sn-sn-sn-sneeeeeze! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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