rrainn Posted December 21, 2012 #2826 Share Posted December 21, 2012 (edited) I swear it was 'Hostess" cakes and pies, And I could just spit .... when they called me, ah..I meant my sister,' rosie keester.'....... Edited December 21, 2012 by rrainn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 11, 2013 #2827 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Cook me some chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 15, 2013 #2828 Share Posted December 15, 2013 That's easy to duck(get it?), out of: there's no chicken-cooking happening in this vegan kitchen ....... no sir! Ensure that I have a White Christmas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gracy4033 Posted December 16, 2013 #2829 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Ensure that I have a white Christmas ..................... .No a cannot do that ,because some one lost the list ...&. (looking at my watch)* Wow... got to go , I left my Dod running!!!! will you give me a star And the roll of cheese thats on the bar ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 16, 2013 #2830 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Weeeell ....... firstly, I have no idea what a roll of cheese looks like, and that bar is certainly waaay too high for me to reach the cheese on it. And if the bar is too high ....... well, the star definitely is! Please tidy my garage for me. At the moment I couldn't fit a pair of rollerskates in there never mind a car! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gracy4033 Posted December 16, 2013 #2831 Share Posted December 16, 2013 (edited) I can't tidy up your garage..... I need ta go paint the sky (blue) 4 a stranger. Although the car is in will you give me a Big can of paint? * helen * a cheese wheel.......... Edited December 16, 2013 by gracy4033 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 29, 2013 #2832 Share Posted December 29, 2013 will you give me a Big can of paint? Unfortunately, the shelf where I keep paint has another shelf 6 inches above it, so I can only fit teeny tiny tins on it. Go to the Grand Canyon and shout "Be bop a lula". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 29, 2013 #2833 Share Posted December 29, 2013 I don't shout obscenities in my own language when in foreign canyons. (No, it doesn't really translate to anything obscene in my language.) Tell gracy why I don't do cheese wheels. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 29, 2013 #2834 Share Posted December 29, 2013 I can't because I don't know what a cheese wheel is. (Is it the same as a Croatian cartwheel?) Well, it was lovely having all the Christmas decorations up: streamers, lanterns, baubles, tinsel etc etc but now I can't be a**ed to put them all away ....... could you do it for me, please? thnx. The boxes are in the garage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 30, 2013 #2835 Share Posted December 30, 2013 (edited) But nooooo, no, no, no... no! I don't take Christmas decorations down before New Year, because first goes St.Nicolas with Krampus, then Kristkind and/or Djed Bozichnjak (Father Christmas) on Christmas eve and then comes Djed Mraz (Father Frost) on New Year's eve. I'm not missing third round of presents! Djed Mraz is actually an old commie, but who cares, as long as there are presents... Understand me. Edited December 30, 2013 by Helen of Annoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 30, 2013 #2836 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Understand you?! Oh my goodness, Helen, I've tried ..... believe me I've tried. For the past two years I've been trying but I'm no nearer that goal ....... sorry As Michael Schumacher(?) is in the news at the moment, could someone please take the time to explain to me: why does anyone take an interest in motor racing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 30, 2013 #2837 Share Posted December 30, 2013 I can't. It's too soon for tasteless jokes and we all know that's the only kind of jokes I'm capable of making. When Schumacher is back on his feet again, then I'll explain it all. Have another slice of cake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 30, 2013 #2838 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Oh that's clever, that's very clever !! Well, sometimes the rules(of this game) are meant to be broken ...... you will never hear me make an excuse not to eat cake I did seven loads of washing yesterday. How about you do the ironing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 30, 2013 #2839 Share Posted December 30, 2013 But your iron is made for ironing on the left side of the board. I'm not accustomed to that so I might cause an accident. Kidding. I don't know which is the front side of the iron. Show me how can I drive a portion of my life in reverse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted January 5, 2014 #2840 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I'd love to but…..The thing is…. H of the Hatus… Which exact portion would you like in reverse? As it wasn't stated, it is left to my own imagination and discretion….I'm not too sure you'd enjoy the portions i can drive into reverse. Go find my cheese. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feebs Posted January 5, 2014 #2841 Share Posted January 5, 2014 i cant as the mice from the moon ate it... bake me some bread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 5, 2014 #2842 Share Posted January 5, 2014 How can I? You're sitting on the dough! Chase me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feebs Posted January 5, 2014 #2843 Share Posted January 5, 2014 cant as ive got better looking people to chase... clean my house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 9, 2014 #2844 Share Posted January 9, 2014 If that's your house in the pic, it looks pretty clean to me! (although I'm not sure about bringing a car into the living room) Rub my stomach while patting my head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crabby Kitten Posted January 9, 2014 #2845 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I can't since you're too lazy and won't get up from dozing on your belly and head! Go and make me some coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 11, 2014 #2846 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Ah! That's one thing I didn't buy. I didn't know which kind you liked so ......... sorry Well, I eventually got the ironing done(no thanks to Helen!), but that meant I didn't have time to cut the grass back and front ........ any volunteers? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 12, 2014 #2847 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Cutting grass is against my religion. That's what I keep a husband for. That and few other things. Catch me a mouse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 12, 2014 #2848 Share Posted January 12, 2014 You can't eat mice, they are really cute! Smack my hamster up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 12, 2014 #2849 Share Posted January 12, 2014 I don't do animal cruelty, not even as a metaphor. Except if there was a python to strangle, maybe, but I'm not breaking my own rules for a hamster. Make it a python, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 13, 2014 #2850 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Sorry, I don't let strange women squeeze my snake! What were you thinking? Fly me to the moon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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