Bracket Posted March 14, 2011 #1 Share Posted March 14, 2011 (edited) In this game, you tell the person below you to do something, and they make an excuse or reason not to. example: Give me that pizza! then the person below me would say something like: But I ate it. They then will also tell the member below them to do something. Okay let's start. Make me a sandwhich! Edited March 14, 2011 by Bracket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakari Posted March 14, 2011 #2 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Make me a sandwhich! I can't , I have no arms or legs..... Carry me to the bathroom.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted March 14, 2011 #3 Share Posted March 14, 2011 (edited) aah late already... Nope, can't do that. There are no bathrooms where I live, but I can carry you to the closest window. Bring me a beer. Edited March 14, 2011 by Lcvec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted March 14, 2011 Author #4 Share Posted March 14, 2011 We're out of beer. Get me a banana! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glyndowers heir Posted March 14, 2011 #5 Share Posted March 14, 2011 We're out of beer. Get me a banana! there's a tarantula in the bananas get me a hockey puck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakari Posted March 14, 2011 #6 Share Posted March 14, 2011 there's a tarantula in the bananas get me a hockey puck! I don't like anything to do with Canada.... Rub my feet...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bracket Posted March 14, 2011 Author #7 Share Posted March 14, 2011 I don't like anything to do with Canada.... Rub my feet...... I can't. You have no arms or legs, remember? I want a free trip to Egypt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakari Posted March 14, 2011 #8 Share Posted March 14, 2011 I can't. You have no arms or legs, remember? I want a free trip to Egypt. I can't trip you , no arms or legs.... I want a Round Table Pizza.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
in-the-clouds Posted March 17, 2011 #9 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Can't--only square tables here. Get me the winning lottery ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakari Posted March 17, 2011 #10 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Tried to get the lottery numbers , the spirits refuse to move the planchette....... Shave my back..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted March 17, 2011 #11 Share Posted March 17, 2011 No, fur is murder. Paint my house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakari Posted March 17, 2011 #12 Share Posted March 17, 2011 No, fur is murder. Paint my house. Too hard to hold brush in my mouth.... change my bed pan......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie Darko Posted March 17, 2011 #13 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I'm not a nurse, sorry.... Buy me a new car with your disability check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 17, 2011 #14 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I'm not a nurse, sorry.... Buy me a new car with your disability check. Yes, well, I was going to do that, but I didn’t know if you want Porsche or Masserati so I spent the money on kebabs and easy men. Bite me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakari Posted March 17, 2011 #15 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Yes, well, I was going to do that, but I didn't know if you want Porsche or Masserati so I spent the money on kebabs and easy men. Bite me. I would , but I don't know where you live...... Pop the zit on my buttocks...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 17, 2011 #16 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I would , but I don't know where you live...... Pop the zit on my buttocks...... I can’t, since it’s so hard to tell your head from your ass, I’m afraid I might pop the wrong zit. And who’s going to do the thinking for you if I pop that one on your head? Find me a suitable host. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakari Posted March 17, 2011 #17 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I can't, since it's so hard to tell your head from your ass, I'm afraid I might pop the wrong zit. And who's going to do the thinking for you if I pop that one on your head? Find me a suitable host. Everyone I know avoids parasites.... Find someone to think for me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 17, 2011 #18 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Everyone I know avoids parasites.... Find someone to think for me.... I thought that will be easy, but no one wants to marry a legless, armless guy whose only hobby is a huge zit on his ass. Put me out of my misery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakari Posted March 17, 2011 #19 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I thought that will be easy, but no one wants to marry a legless, armless guy whose only hobby is a huge zit on his ass. Put me out of my misery. I'm a bad shot......Hard to hold a gun in my mouth and aim.... Make it stop raining.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 17, 2011 #20 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I'm a bad shot......Hard to hold a gun in my mouth and aim.... Make it stop raining.......... I can’t do that. I have to pee, period. Besides, whenever I do stop the rain, someone dances, complains or even sacrifices a virgin or two. Buy yourself an umbrella. Give me magical umbrella that will follow me on its own every time I leave it somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glyndowers heir Posted March 17, 2011 #21 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I can’t do that. I have to pee, period. Besides, whenever I do stop the rain, someone dances, complains or even sacrifices a virgin or two. Buy yourself an umbrella. Give me magical umbrella that will follow me on its own every time I leave it somewhere. Sorry Mary Poppins still needs it! I am peckish - Get me a 'bottomless coffee'and an everlasting ham sandwich to go with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakari Posted March 17, 2011 #22 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Sorry Mary Poppins still needs it! I am peckish - Get me a 'bottomless coffee'and an everlasting ham sandwich to go with it! I am a cross of Mormon and Muslim ,I can't touch neither of those... Someone find my son a car so he can have a way to his new job...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glyndowers heir Posted March 17, 2011 #23 Share Posted March 17, 2011 (edited) I am a cross of Mormon and Muslim ,I can't touch neither of those... Someone find my son a car so he can have a way to his new job...... Sorry but as an unemployed environmental warrior, that would be against my beliefs Get me a replacement for the Rainbow warrior! Edited March 17, 2011 by glyndowers heir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakari Posted March 17, 2011 #24 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Sorry but as an unemployed environmental warrior, that would be against my beliefs Get me a replacement for the Rainbow warrior! Sorry man , the Jeff Corwin is being used........ find me some arms and legs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFO_Monster Posted March 18, 2011 #25 Share Posted March 18, 2011 (edited) But I'd get caught when I start gravedigging. Dust off your chandelier. Edited March 18, 2011 by UFO_Monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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