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The Excuse Game


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No need, well have hedgehog a la road kill and an apple. Which means well share that apple after we share excuses why no one wants to try the hedgehog.

Take just one bite, so you can say you tried hedgehog and it tastes like chicken, of course.

Edit: damn, where was I?

Disneyland? That abomination is still running? No. It's bad for mental health.

So, try the hedgehog...

Edited by Helen of Annoy
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Too late. *rolls over and dies* Mostly out of spite because you didn't want to try my hedgehog.

Resuscitate me.

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No I won't since you didn't take us to disneyland

Make helen take us to disneyland

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Um the rope with which I was pulling it broke :(

Buy me candy

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Candy rots your teeth - here are some carrots.

Make me feel better.

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Only if you make me feel better first.

Give me a good reason not to try and alienate my neighbours.

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Well is Jail and my Jaws *bares teeth* good enough? We need you out of Jail!

FEtch that lil Demon now, before he changes his mind about eating your milk!

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I can't because you can't eat milk. You can only drink it.

Find me a cool song.

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You wouldn't like my style ;)

Get me a book

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To quote: "You wouldn't like my style." ;)

Give me someone to love.

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But you'd bite them with your fangs... so no

Get me a genie

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I can't get a genie for you, because I'd need another genie to magic you a genie.

Plant a flag on Jupiter.

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My flag already is planted on Jupiter. And Mars. And Dave. And Nibiru.

Name an asteroid after me.

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Sorry they said your name's already taken

Fly me around the world

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My broomstick is registered for one person only.

Get your own flying broomstick.

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But Diagon Alley is far

Get me to the moon

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OK, get into this cannon... hey, where did you go?

So, put this helmet on and get inside this cannon.

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I can't. I'd die.

YOU get in the cannon and don't put on the helmet.

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I'd love to...but get something more combatible for wolfs please!!!

Get me a trampoline with soap and water on it ;)

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Nooo you'd get it all over me

Take me and Alan to Disneyland

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