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The Excuse Game

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Seagull and Potato Pie!

:cry:

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So, you think you're a BED now.

Eat my shorts.

I'll bite yer bum if ya don't behave!

Step on the gas.

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Just run! RUN OUIJA RUN!

Do my non-exsisting homework for me!

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No, I have enough homework of my own to do...besides, you'll never learn otherwise (supposedly).

Don't let me get sick.

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I’m not that influential.

Walk it off.

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I walk enough everyday!

Reread my post from before and notice your mistake

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I would but I don't know how to scroll up

Unpack my bags

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What's the point? You'll be going again soon.

Cut Brian May's hair.

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I have been advised to stay away from sharp things

Buy me Iphone 4S

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If I bought you a new iphone, you might spend the rest of your life on Twitter, and I don't want that on my conscience.

Tune my forks.

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Reminds me of an old, sick, local joke... never mind... I play only spoons, sorry, have absolutely no experience with forks.

Forklift me.

Edited by Helen of Annoy

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But I don't know how to :cry:

Teach me Latin

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I'm sorry - I don't have the volubilitas linguae.

Change the batteries on my singing trout.

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Oops I changed the batteries of the braying donkey instead

Come dancing with me

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Pervert.

Dont post until Im back. And Ill be right back, in dog years.

Edit: :lol: that perv was for singing trout, dancing... I don't dance on rainy days or three days before the rain.

Edited by Helen of Annoy

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Can't control fingers. Have to post.

Lets go to Mars

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But I have to be in the kitchen in two minutes or we’ll eat *four little stars* today.

Don’t keep me here.

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Can't help you. You're stuck here. It's self-inflicted.

Give that poor owl a barn to live in.

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I don't like barns. I am a free bird.

Give me a bite from that apple

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No, it’s kiwi. You wouldn’t like it.

But I have dead and half eaten blackbird in the garden, have a bite.

(Owls would like that, if you’re not an owl then... ah... go f...ff...fa-fa-la-si-doooooh.)

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Owls like mice and grains... not blackbirds

Get me a big fat mouse

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Picky owl! No mice, my cats took care of that.

How about popcorn? Would you like some?

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No the butter sticks to my beak and then its difficult to kiss.

Buy me a new cap

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No, I won’t buy you a new cap, I’ll knit one just for you.

Someone slap me out of this broody mood.

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But I like you broody

Knit the cap in blue

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