The Conspiracy Game

[Comrade]

This game is simple, one person posts a word, an item, event or similar, and the next person writes a short conspiracy theory based off that word. Heres an example: Spoons.

After the fall of berlin, Joseph Stalin ordered all spoons made at soviet factorys to contain gunpowder, so that they may be dropped over the iron curtain to KGB agents in the field who would then melt them down and make bullets.

Get the idea? Good, after each theory written, write a word for the next person to follow. Heres the first word: Bananas.

Edited March 31, 2011 by Comrade

[Doctor_Strangelove]

The US Government has been coating bananas in Phencyclidine to create an army of psyched out chimpanzees.

My word is segways.

Edited March 31, 2011 by Doctor_Strangelove

[Comrade]

The US Government has been coating bananas in Phencyclidine to create an army of psyched out chimpanzees.

My word is segways.

Segways were invented by the Republican backed CIA, so that Liberals would by them because of their enviromental friendliness. They however contain one fatal flaw, they carry a special sensor and a small amount of semtex which detonates when a 4x4 passes within 2 meters. The accidents caused will be blamed on electric vehicles and further reinforce not only the dependency on oil but also the stupidity of them God-Hating Liberals.

Next word is Monkey-poo.

Edited March 31, 2011 by Comrade

[fatbadger2]

Monkeys in Uzbekistan have been Fed tiny amounts of nuclear waste by the kgb. Eventually the monkey Poo itself will become toxic creating a dirty bomb situation in zoos across the country whenever a monkey decides to toss its poo at bystanders.

Skateboards.