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'Magic penis' killing set for trial

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Isn't it amazing.

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I have a magic penis, and I set it on fire regularly.

Better watch for snails.

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I think in some cases, SELF immolation would be a good idea.

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Yet another example of why we should systematically begin to exterminate the ignorant and useless of the world.

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Please do not post suggesting violence towards people of other cultures.

3a. Racism or hatred: We have zero tolerance for racism or hatred towards any specific race, religion, country, gender, individual or group.

Granted, belief in this magical stuff is ignorant and irrational, but it's only through education that such will be replaced with more rational thinking.

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I am surprised that people are still hunting for "witches" these days =/

You'd think that this kind of thing ended many years ago after the witch trials of Salem. =/

You do realize that this was in Africa, right?

Salem's in America.

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Lack of proper education combined with superstition will lead to this sort of insanity. It's not just in South Africa, its happens in many places in the world including Western countries. The S.A government needs to really address this craziness - it's dangerous. I feel for the pastor and his family.

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Wow...And I half expected this to be an article about some redneck, hickerbilly community in the southern United States...

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LOL WAATTTTT

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To all who've read this before me...

It's not a matter of being uneducated, uncivilised, or whatever... As I live in South Africa, I can tell you that these "incidents" usually involve the age group of 25 to 35, not the older people who would have the excuse of saying they didn't have an education under the "Apartheids" years.

It's unfortunate that stories such as these get spread around the web, making the rest of the world think that all of Africa is a dark and scary place... South Africa is not some "other side of the tracks" country...

Just like you, we aim to raise our kids to be good, kind and caring beings.

Don't judge us for what you read in the news... Come and experience it for yourself...

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I see a Harry Potter themed porn at the end of all this... :yes:

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To all who've read this before me...

It's not a matter of being uneducated, uncivilised, or whatever... As I live in South Africa, I can tell you that these "incidents" usually involve the age group of 25 to 35, not the older people who would have the excuse of saying they didn't have an education under the "Apartheids" years.

It's unfortunate that stories such as these get spread around the web, making the rest of the world think that all of Africa is a dark and scary place... South Africa is not some "other side of the tracks" country...

Just like you, we aim to raise our kids to be good, kind and caring beings.

Don't judge us for what you read in the news... Come and experience it for yourself...

I would but I don't want to get burned at the stake for my magic wang.

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Wow...And I half expected this to be an article about some redneck, hickerbilly community in the southern United States...

Somewhere you are clearly quite ignorant of. You are obviously one of the lemmings who believes anything he reads or hears without doing any real research himself. Fail.

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This is the first, and most likely last, time I will see a news article that starts with the words "Magic Penis"...

Yeah, hopefully the last time... But in today's society, I wouldn't stretch my neck out on the guillotine! LOL!

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lolll wow this story is madly absurd XD

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Lack of education is a very dangerous thing. I had trouble believing it when I first saw the news.

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wow.

The ignorance of some people..

And in an odd way, a lesson on no matter how sophisticated or uneducated... people will push blame.

Magic penis for seducing women? Takes two to tango.

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I would but I don't want to get burned at the stake for my magic wang.

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Just keep you magic to yourself then, or if you can't, then stay out of the rural townships...

I know a couple of rich ladies in various cities that would pay to see a magic wang. :lol:

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They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorising the community!

This is excellent.

Wheres my Monty Python DVD lol.

Edited by Spark Plug

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I'm sorry, but you'd need to be mentally ill to be terrorized by A SNAIL. I can understand the "magic penis" (to a certain degree). But A SNAIL terrorizing their community? I wonder how they'd react to an iguana sleeping on a family's porch? :rolleyes:

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This is excellent.

Wheres my Monty Python DVD lol.

"She turned me into a NEWT! [pause] I got better."

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ARRGH :o :o :o i am being attacked by a killer snail.... must walk away in a hour or two. :P

The french know how to deal with a killer snail... garlic butter and a pan. :rolleyes:

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This is, after all, a demon haunted world (reference to Dr.Sagan). I think the key to changing this kind of thinking is education. I'm fairly sure that this group of people have embraced this 'magical thinking' for a very, very long time. Old ways may die hard, but in this case great effort needs to be made.

I wouldn't put it pass the fact that the accused one with the magical anatomy was just a bit too popular with the ladies of the vicinity.

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A snail terrorizing the local community ? What's the score ? What's next ? Do I need Golf shoes ? (courtesy "Fear and Loathing in LAS VAGAS !" :devil: )

First one of this that I heard ! (Did you see what just GOD did to us Man ? same again !! :rofl: )

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Sad to say but in MANY areas of the world where superstitious and ignorant describe a large portion of the citizens, murder for imagined magical crimes is rampant. Not to say that our own brands of educated, enlightened religions are a whole lot better. (or worse depending on your outlook)It has not been that long since the Christians killed people for being witches. And we see the world struggle everyday because some Muslims believe thier book commands them to kill. Is it any different really.

Qur'an 9:005: So when the sacred months have passed away, then slay the idolaters wherever you find them, and take them captives and besiege them and lie in wait for them in every ambush, then if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, leave their way free to them; surely Allah is Forgiving, Merciful.

Actually the Muslims have it right. Their book does teach/command them to kill

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