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jugoso

Light-bulb jokes

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The idea behind this thread is that you need to make up your own How many__________ does it take to change a lightbulb joke or add an answer to someone else´s that you think is funny.

I´ll start the ball rolling.

Q. How many Mexicans does it tale to change a light-bulb?

A. (shrugs shoulders)

I usually get a kick out of the fact that my Mexican friends don´t get it at first and usually shrug back waiting for the answer where as the foreigners get it right away.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

just the one, but the light bulb really has to want to change........

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

just the one, but it takes a whole team of medical staff to get it out again...............

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How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

just the one, but the light bulb really has to want to change........

Originals please!!! :tu:

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How many skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb?

I am not sure, they are still fighting over if it exists to start with.

(Much love skeptics, you all make sure the world actually works!)

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How many EMOs does it take to screw in a lightbulb...

They don't! They prefer to cut themselves in the dark.

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it, they watch it burn out & then follow it around for 30 years!

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Here´s one that should get a lot of play:

Q. How many UM members does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Don´t worry about it. Ruan Wen Xian saw it coming and changed it already.

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How many Virginians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them... one to do it and the rest to nag over how much better the old one was

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How many Virginians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them... one to do it and the rest to nag over how much better the old one was

I'd take offense but it's true.

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Q. How many UM moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Two. One to turn the bulb and the other to ensure it has been "threaded" correctly.

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How many EMOs does it take to screw in a lightbulb...

They don't! They prefer to cut themselves in the dark.

Haha, brilliant. :rofl:

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How many people with a scat fetish does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to hold the stool.

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