Delovely5150 Posted July 24, 2012 #1376 Share Posted July 24, 2012 (edited) Camping Trip. At the beach. This weekend. I, did, cut my hair! http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/gallery/images/8262/delovely5150 Edited July 24, 2012 by Delovely5150 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delovely5150 Posted July 24, 2012 #1377 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Nice hat, 7. I think that would go well with my pants! *winks* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanVonErich Posted July 24, 2012 #1378 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Great picture Delovely, you look amazing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 24, 2012 #1379 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Camping Trip. At the beach. This weekend. I, did, cut my hair! http://www.unexplain...62/delovely5150 Well, in the village vernacular round these parts, DL, you'd be described as a 'Bit of a Rasper' (Followed by a loud chorus of - "Ooooarrrrr. You'm be roit thar, me ol' matey, she be a roit cracker an' no mistake. Gissa nother point o' that gnat's, 'Arry!) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted July 24, 2012 #1380 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Camping Trip. At the beach. This weekend. I, did, cut my hair! http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/gallery/images/8262/delovely5150 So... um... How you doing? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delovely5150 Posted July 24, 2012 #1381 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Great picture Delovely, you look amazing. Thank you, Jon. I'm not, really, but you're very kind. Well, in the village vernacular round these parts, DL, you'd be described as a 'Bit of a Rasper' (Followed by a loud chorus of - "Ooooarrrrr. You'm be roit thar, me ol' matey, she be a roit cracker an' no mistake. Gissa nother point o' that gnat's, 'Arry!) I have no idea, what you just said exactly, Eal, but it made me laugh! So... um... How you doing? Umm.., not much really, Biff, just checkin' ya out. Howuuuudoin? LOL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted July 24, 2012 #1382 Share Posted July 24, 2012 D probably feels really uncomfortable right now. She comes back & the three of us are all like "Hey G irly Girl!" *says this while standing uncomfortably close to her* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 25, 2012 #1383 Share Posted July 25, 2012 (edited) I have no idea, what you just said exactly, Eal, but it made me laugh! Translation: 'Bit of a Rasper' = Outstandingly attractive female Ooooarrrrr. You'm be roit thar, me ol' matey, she be a roit cracker an' no mistake. = "I agree, she's very attractive, my friend - without a doubt" Gissa nother point o' that gnat's, 'Arry = "Another pint of ale, please landlord" (Source - 'The Dirty Old Countryman's Dictionary & Thesaurus' by Ealdwita) Edited July 25, 2012 by ealdwita 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanVonErich Posted July 25, 2012 #1384 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Eald: That was crazy. My dictionary committed suicide after reading that. Thank you, Jon. I'm not, really, but you're very kind. You're kidding, right ?? You are really beautiful. Be proud ! Man, I hate when women are humble. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 25, 2012 #1385 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Eald: That was crazy. My dictionary committed suicide after reading that. You've gotta learn the lingo around these parts, jon. Too many of our villagers have seen 'Deliverance' and 'The Wicker Man!' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted July 25, 2012 #1386 Share Posted July 25, 2012 (edited) You're kidding, right ?? You are really beautiful. Be proud ! Man, I hate when women are humble. I know right. That **** is annoying & they all do it. They all think that their ugly & fat usually. Except for the ugly & fat ones. They think their skinny & hot. Then they put on tank tops & booty shorts that say "PK" on the ass because the ass ate the "IN" from the word. :\ Edited July 25, 2012 by Biff Wellington 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanVonErich Posted July 25, 2012 #1387 Share Posted July 25, 2012 I know right. That **** is annoying & they all do it. They all think that their ugly & fat usually. Except for the ugly & fat ones. They think their skinny & hot. Then they put on tank tops & booty shorts that say "PK" on the ass because the ass ate the "IN" from the word. :\ That is without a doubt the greatest rant in the history of this forum. *clapping with tears in his eyes* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 25, 2012 #1388 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Mr.&Mrs.Ealdwita at the Beer Fesitival... "Nithe cuppa tea, thlice a' cake an' a poke at Aunt Sally!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted July 25, 2012 #1389 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Mr.&Mrs.Ealdwita at the Beer Fesitival... "Nithe cuppa tea, thlice a' cake an' a poke at Aunt Sally!" Is the Crowman behind the camera? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted July 25, 2012 #1390 Share Posted July 25, 2012 She stole Jon's makeup! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 25, 2012 #1391 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Is the Crowman behind the camera? "Oi got moi Beer Drinkin' 'ead on today, Mithter Crowman, thir". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanVonErich Posted July 25, 2012 #1392 Share Posted July 25, 2012 She stole Jon's makeup! Yeah ! And my dress too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted July 25, 2012 #1393 Share Posted July 25, 2012 ANONYMOUS USER!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delovely5150 Posted July 25, 2012 #1394 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Thank you for the translation, Eal. That was freakin' awesome! I agree with Jon, LOL! And Jon, are you mad at me? Okay, fine! I won't be humble anymore! *unconsciously takes a big sip of coffee* Oh shoot, that was hot! Okay now Jon I have to kill you! LOL. (All right, thank you.) There.. Biff, your hilarious! I bet you wear tank tops too, LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted July 25, 2012 #1395 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Only pink ones that shimmer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 25, 2012 #1396 Share Posted July 25, 2012 "I'm ever so 'umble, Master Copperfield." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted July 25, 2012 #1397 Share Posted July 25, 2012 It has been a long time since your teaching days eald. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted July 25, 2012 #1398 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Mr.&Mrs.Ealdwita at the Beer Fesitival... "Nithe cuppa tea, thlice a' cake an' a poke at Aunt Sally!" Interchangable heads would come in useful at a Beer festival, I dare say. If you have one or two too many, just take one head off and let it cool down for a bit and swap it for another. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 25, 2012 #1399 Share Posted July 25, 2012 It has been a long time since your teaching days eald. Only about 18 months ago, Biff. (I miss it though!) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 25, 2012 #1400 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Interchangable heads would come in useful at a Beer festival, I dare say. If you have one or two too many, just take one head off and let it cool down for a bit and swap it for another. Arrr, that works awright, til I makes a mistake an' puts on me Methodist's 'ead. Then oi be completely bugrised! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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