Biff Wellington Posted December 31, 2011 #1 Share Posted December 31, 2011 (edited) LEXINGTON, N.C. — Do you have change for a million-dollar bill?Police say a North Carolina man insisted his million-dollar note was real when he was buying $476 worth of items at a Walmart. Investigators told the Winston-Salem Journal that 53-year-old Michael Fuller tried to buy a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven and other items. Store employees called police after his insistence that the bill was legit, and Fuller was arrested. Clickity Click the Linkity Link Edited December 31, 2011 by Biff Wellington Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travelling Man Posted January 1, 2012 #2 Share Posted January 1, 2012 That is a special breed of stupid. My only hope is that he is sterile so those genes aren't passed on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted January 1, 2012 Author #3 Share Posted January 1, 2012 At his age he probably already had a few kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woopypooky Posted January 2, 2012 #4 Share Posted January 2, 2012 would like to see the how the note looked like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libstaK Posted January 2, 2012 #5 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Einstein he ain't - this apparently worked in England in the 19th Century when some guy produced 10,000 pound notes I wonder if he was addled enough to believe he could do it too - things were a little more basic in the 19th century . Wish I could remember the guy who did it, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdesert50 Posted January 2, 2012 #6 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Unfortunately for half the population that is above normal in intelligence, there is another half that is below normal. And, it's this second half that seems to frequent WalMart, yet provides some rather interesting if not humorous insight into humanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluey Posted January 2, 2012 #7 Share Posted January 2, 2012 (edited) we have a 2 hundred dollar gold coin here in AU......my dad had one set as a necklace for my mum....as a joke......saying "now you will never be short of change"...................what he's askin is a little to much change to carry yeah!!!!! Edited January 2, 2012 by cluey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrible Posted January 2, 2012 #8 Share Posted January 2, 2012 He is more than likely a mental problem. He may have gotton it from someone who thought it would be funny to see him make a fool of himself. The person responsible should pay the price if I am correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Fluffs Posted January 2, 2012 #9 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Their are some idiots in the world. This man really, really takes the biscuit though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KainFall Posted January 2, 2012 #10 Share Posted January 2, 2012 (edited) A teacher at my school gave me one of those 1 mill bills and tryed to convince me that the school was giving it to me for passing the test. And that only a specific bank has the machines that can verify the bills authenticy. course, turned out it was just a religious sale bill for apocalyptic benefiting sales. She said to be sure not to bend it or get it wrinkled at all cause the machine might not be able to check it authenticy if it was. Cause the machines are really old.. Hows that for a douchebag move.. Edited January 2, 2012 by KainFall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four Winds Posted January 2, 2012 #11 Share Posted January 2, 2012 The man is most likely mentally challenged, I don't think it is right to make fun of him, but to each his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaneSilvermoon Posted January 2, 2012 #12 Share Posted January 2, 2012 (edited) Unfortunately for half the population that is above normal in intelligence, there is another half that is below normal. Really? Unfortunately, half the population is above average intelligence, and the other half below average. Fixed. I'll just ignore the ignorant cheap shot the rest of that post made up. Edited January 2, 2012 by BaneSilvermoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted January 2, 2012 #13 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Imagine winning the lottery and being handed one note for your million dollar prize. If the Dollar is around long enough million dollar bills could be a reality, shame this bloke won't be around to spend them, unless of course he drives a DeLorean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xYlvax Posted January 2, 2012 #14 Share Posted January 2, 2012 The fact that it happened here in North Carolina isn't surprising. The people that regularly go to Walmart don't look to be the most well-educated people either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harleyblueswoman Posted January 3, 2012 #15 Share Posted January 3, 2012 granted....that was really a dumb move....but all the Walmart and IQ statements are pretty discriminating.....I live in a small town with a Walmart....and everyone I know despite their IQ...shops at Walmart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you really telling people that you guys have never shopped at Walmart?????? Tells me that you must have more money than sense!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalcase Posted January 3, 2012 #16 Share Posted January 3, 2012 granted....that was really a dumb move....but all the Walmart and IQ statements are pretty discriminating.....I live in a small town with a Walmart....and everyone I know despite their IQ...shops at Walmart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you really telling people that you guys have never shopped at Walmart?????? Tells me that you must have more money than sense!!!!!!! like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
27vet Posted January 3, 2012 #17 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Unfortunately for half the population that is above normal in intelligence, there is another half that is below normal. And, it's this second half that seems to frequent WalMart, yet provides some rather interesting if not humorous insight into humanity. What is the average intelligence? And the standard deviation of Wal mart shoppers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KERIK182 Posted January 3, 2012 #18 Share Posted January 3, 2012 How do you make change for that? I know in my cash drawer I only have $100 in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unseen Posted January 4, 2012 #19 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I used to have 2 $1000,00 bills about 15 years ago which my dumb butt used to buy a car with,I should have kept them,very very rare.Wonder where they are now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shush_rules Posted January 4, 2012 #20 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I used to have 2 $1000,00 bills about 15 years ago which my dumb butt used to buy a car with,I should have kept them,very very rare.Wonder where they are now? How exactly did you get your hands on not just one, but two of those incredibly rare bills that weren't even circulated to the general public? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert1 Posted January 4, 2012 #21 Share Posted January 4, 2012 It was a nice try, I guess. I wonder what posessed him to think he could get away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted January 4, 2012 Author #22 Share Posted January 4, 2012 You'd think he might've tried a smaller bill first. Like a fake c-note. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkeningersoms Posted January 5, 2012 #23 Share Posted January 5, 2012 27vet- About 71 IQ- say going to walmart brings you down a few more.... I'd say 65 (Definite-feeble mindness) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodnite Posted January 5, 2012 #24 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Was it Monopoly money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted January 6, 2012 #25 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Speechless...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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