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How would you kill the person above you?

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I'll kill myself to start.

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14 ounce steak thru the heart.

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i think i'll just slip your apple .. i mean your adam apple not the one in your pic although it looks delicious

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Swing him round by the goolies 'til his eyes dropped out!

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smash the helmet on his face till it mix with the pieces of his brain ...

that'll teach you not to disguise as Saladin :P

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Terminal nipple-tweaking.

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Mauled to death by a toothless badger.

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Make their life such a living hell that they'd want to off themselves. I'd do something like replace all of there bacon with turkey bacon. :devil: That would show them...

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1. Force them to live with their in-laws.

2. Shove them into a wood chipping machine.

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Pine cones hammered up the nostrils.

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Gopher bomb!!! :ph34r:

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I am truly STUNNED at the speed with which people have been clambering over each other to get into this thread and start killing each other :o

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Strap him into a chair (like in "A Clockwork Orange") and force him to watch "Ishtar", "Gigli" and the Youtube "Badger Song" on continuous Loop...

His brain would climb out of his nose and strangle him in self defense...

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Oh, and I'm gonna tie that leopard up in a sack full of catnip and chuck him down a well :blush:

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I'll pull you out of the ground... by your roots!

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Oh, and I'm gonna tie that leopard up in a sack full of catnip and chuck him down a well :blush:

I was told when I was very young, you could kill a person with kindness.

I'll bake you a pie.

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I am truly STUNNED at the speed with which people have been clambering over each other to get into this thread and start killing each other :o

It's a bloodbath!

And I feel partly responsible.

B)

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I would kill Madeline by tying her left leg to a passing train, and her right leg to a train going the other way.

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I would kill Madeline by tying her left leg to a passing train, and her right leg to a train going the other way.

An icicle. The evidence would melt away. Or rat poison... :unsure:

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A rope in the hallway.

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With Colonel Mustard, in the Observatory with the Baseball Bat! :devil:

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I'm going to be a real b**** since everyone else is being so nice. Sorry Biff

It depends on if I wanted to do it quick or make you suffer, so I'll be kind and make it quick.

I love knives so push your head forward and deeply slice your throat. Don't believe the movies pulling a victims head back to expose the throat it'a not as efficient. :innocent:

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Hired Assassins! :ph34r:

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Assuming you have an allergy I would peanut butter him to death.

That's right, I went there.

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Nice and easy, take you for a bush walk where I live and just happen to have you slip off a cliff. :innocent:

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