acute Posted January 26, 2012 #1 Share Posted January 26, 2012 (edited) I'll kill myself to start. Edited January 26, 2012 by acute alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 26, 2012 Author #2 Share Posted January 26, 2012 14 ounce steak thru the heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted January 26, 2012 #3 Share Posted January 26, 2012 i think i'll just slip your apple .. i mean your adam apple not the one in your pic although it looks delicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted January 26, 2012 #4 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Swing him round by the goolies 'til his eyes dropped out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted January 26, 2012 #5 Share Posted January 26, 2012 smash the helmet on his face till it mix with the pieces of his brain ... that'll teach you not to disguise as Saladin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 26, 2012 Author #6 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Terminal nipple-tweaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendals_bane Posted January 26, 2012 #7 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Mauled to death by a toothless badger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted January 26, 2012 #8 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Make their life such a living hell that they'd want to off themselves. I'd do something like replace all of there bacon with turkey bacon. That would show them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alienated Being Posted January 26, 2012 #9 Share Posted January 26, 2012 1. Force them to live with their in-laws. 2. Shove them into a wood chipping machine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 26, 2012 Author #10 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Pine cones hammered up the nostrils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodnite Posted January 26, 2012 #11 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Gopher bomb!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 26, 2012 #12 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I am truly STUNNED at the speed with which people have been clambering over each other to get into this thread and start killing each other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted January 26, 2012 #13 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Strap him into a chair (like in "A Clockwork Orange") and force him to watch "Ishtar", "Gigli" and the Youtube "Badger Song" on continuous Loop... His brain would climb out of his nose and strangle him in self defense... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 26, 2012 #14 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Oh, and I'm gonna tie that leopard up in a sack full of catnip and chuck him down a well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted January 26, 2012 #15 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I'll pull you out of the ground... by your roots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madeline Posted January 26, 2012 #16 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Oh, and I'm gonna tie that leopard up in a sack full of catnip and chuck him down a well I was told when I was very young, you could kill a person with kindness. I'll bake you a pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 26, 2012 Author #17 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I am truly STUNNED at the speed with which people have been clambering over each other to get into this thread and start killing each other It's a bloodbath! And I feel partly responsible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 26, 2012 Author #18 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I would kill Madeline by tying her left leg to a passing train, and her right leg to a train going the other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted January 26, 2012 #19 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I would kill Madeline by tying her left leg to a passing train, and her right leg to a train going the other way. An icicle. The evidence would melt away. Or rat poison... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Harlot Posted January 27, 2012 #20 Share Posted January 27, 2012 A rope in the hallway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted January 27, 2012 #21 Share Posted January 27, 2012 With Colonel Mustard, in the Observatory with the Baseball Bat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tia Posted January 27, 2012 #22 Share Posted January 27, 2012 I'm going to be a real b**** since everyone else is being so nice. Sorry Biff It depends on if I wanted to do it quick or make you suffer, so I'll be kind and make it quick. I love knives so push your head forward and deeply slice your throat. Don't believe the movies pulling a victims head back to expose the throat it'a not as efficient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted January 27, 2012 #23 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Hired Assassins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Meadows Posted January 27, 2012 #24 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Assuming you have an allergy I would peanut butter him to death. That's right, I went there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tia Posted January 27, 2012 #25 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Nice and easy, take you for a bush walk where I live and just happen to have you slip off a cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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