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How would you kill the person above you?

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I'd pull one of those wings off and beat her to death with the soggy end!

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Tie you beard to my bumper...

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9mm hollow-point round - straight through the eye!

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9mm hollow-point round - straight through the eye!

Gradually. With good old fashioned Thallium.

I'll pop the kettle on now, shall I? :innocent:

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A hard thrust to the throat with a langseax!

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Stab, twist, repeat.

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Slice, boil and cover with custard.

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This thread is disturbing. :ph34r:

I wouldn't kill any of you, I would force you to listen to a lecture about how violence doesn't solve anything and only leads to more violence. ;)

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This thread is disturbing. :ph34r:

I wouldn't kill any of you, I would force you to listen to a lecture about how violence doesn't solve anything and only leads to more violence. ;)

Nonsense! It's just a bit of light-hearted homicide!

I would kill you by cutting you, but forgetting to paste.

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This thread is disturbing. :ph34r:

I wouldn't kill any of you, I would force you to listen to a lecture about how violence doesn't solve anything and only leads to more violence. ;)

No! Please be merciful - kill me!

Actually - two birds with one stone - I'd rename you 'Chronic', then 'acute' alan and you can argue yourselves to death about which condition is the most unpleasant!

Edited by ealdwita

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I'd toss iPod off the cliff and watch you trying to beat each other in free fall.

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I'd toss iPod off the cliff and watch you trying to beat each other in free fall.

iPod? I couldn't be bothered to pick one of those damned things off the floor!

I'm gonna feed laxatives to your hatopus!

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I’d put old mobile phone next to your pacemaker.

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I’d put old mobile phone next to your pacemaker.

The we could have a proper heart to heart conversation. (Before I beat you over the head with a wet haddock!)

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Eww... I know it sounds strange coming from someone with a hatopus on their head but still... eww.

Slip on fish market slippery floor and I’ll be there to break your neck with one, merciful move. I hate suffering. It has to be quick and as painless as possible.

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Eww... I know it sounds strange coming from someone with a hatopus on their head but still... eww.

Slip on fish market slippery floor and I’ll be there to break your neck with one, merciful move. I hate suffering. It has to be quick and as painless as possible.

I'd bludgeon you to death with this freeze dried eel.

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How would I kill him? With the greatest of pleasure!

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I kill you with poison mushrooms :)

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I'd pour diesel fuel on the surface of your pond.

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I'd pour diesel fuel on the surface of your pond.

Awww, poor swans and muskrats :(

I garrotte you with a piano wire :)

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Liquid nitrogen enema.

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And the Hannibal for the most perverted sadistic murderer goes to... acute alan! :lol:

I’d wake you up in the dead of night, while holding a mirror right in front of your face.

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I would get you drunk, put you into a car, drive it towards a lake, put the break off, let it roll into the lake with a Justin Bieber CD playing in the car, so the police will think it was a suicide !!

laugh.gif I'd get off scot free lol

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I'd make you a test pilot for my new adventure sport - Indoor Hang-gliding.

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I'd bake you a great big chocolate cake, and put mostly chocolate laxatives in it...So, you will poop yourself non stop and most likely die of dehydration ...And tell the police there was something in the cake that didn't agree with you loltongue.gif

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