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BiffSplitkins

Elvis's Brother is Half Orangutan

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A man, who told authorities he was Elvis Presley's brother, CIA director and half orangutan, was arrested after an incident at a bank in Naples, the Collier County Sheriff's Office said.

Mark R. Loescher, 51, faces charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill after the Friday incident.

According to the probable cause statement, authorities responded to a bank in connection to a call about a man, who had pulled a gun on woman after she approached him about his smoking car.

Loescher and his vehicle matched the description given to authorities, the report said.

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:blink: This guy is almost as nuts as Charlie Sheen. :w00t:

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Is he a hyrax too?

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It's lookin like the Jailhose Rock for this cheeky monkey.

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Don't Be Cruel.

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If he's claiming to be half monkey he could have at least said he was Davy Jones brother. :D

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I don't see why this is so shocking. I will have you know that I am in fact Sean Connery's younger twin brother.

Also I am half giraffe.

And half leopard.

Meow. See? Perfectly sensible.

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Younger twin brother :w00t: . You sir, have a great sense of humor.

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He needs jail time just for dissing on Elvis' mom :w00t:

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Well he won't get jail time. :blink:

He also said that he was a "g-man," and that he was good friends with "President Bush and has the same attorney," the report said.

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Well he won't get jail time. :blink:

He also said that he was a "g-man," and that he was good friends with "President Bush and has the same attorney," the report said.

CB...it was a joke to wit: Definition of JOKE. 1. a : something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist

I realize he's unbalanced and needs medical care. No offense meant to the poor guy.

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...gotta check his monkey blood. Ha ha ha ha! That's GOTTA be my next FB post!

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