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Robbie333

Ladies, learn to be politically correct about

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I know you ladies beat us up so here is a list of how to be more up to date on your view of us, LOL

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

He does not have a BEER GUT; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE

FACILITY.

He is not a BAD DANCER; he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME; he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE

DESTINATIONS.

He is not BALDING; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER; he prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL

RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK; he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

He does not act like a TOTAL ASS; he develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL

INVERSION.

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG; he has SWINE EMPATHY.

He is not afraid of COMMITMENT; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.He is not QUIET; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.

He is not STUPID; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.

He is not SHORT; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.

He does not CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT CARS; he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION.

He is not UNSOPHISTICATED; he is SOCIALLY MALFORMED.

He does not EAT LIKE A PIG; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA.

He does not HOG THE BLANKETS; he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.

He doesn't have a DIRTY MIND; he has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS

...to be fair this is being correct about women

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK"

She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER"

She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

3. She is not "EASY"

She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE"

She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND"

She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD"

She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY"

She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS"

She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

9. She does not "NAG" you

She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

10. She is not a "TRAMP"

She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS"

She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."

12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER"

She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

Edited by Robbie333

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HAHAHAHAHA....that was funny. Thanks for the laughs.

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Love them, thanks Robbie!:lol:

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Swine empathy!

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I laughed my butt off!! I cant wait to show my man, he will love this. Thanx for sharing. :)

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