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First-ever bacon coffin hits the shelves

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Those who love bacon to death can now be buried in it – for $2,999.99.

J&D Foods, a Seattle-based company that specialises in all things bacon – including bacon lip balm and bacon lubricant – claims to have launched a genuine bacon coffin.

The casket is allegedly made of 18-gauge gasketed steel with a ‘Premium Bacon Exterior/Interior'.

It also includes a bacon air freshener 'for when you get that buried-underground, not-so-fresh feeling.'

The firm claims they are putting the ‘fun’ back into funerals by helping bacon-lovers live out their piggish fantasies into the afterlife.

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"But with April Fools Day fast approaching, some cynics are questioning the authenticity of the bizarre invention"

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:P If true, it's only fitting.....I'm sure bacon has put more than a few in a box prematurely.

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I'm gonna be a party pooper and point out - what an absolute waste, animals should be killed for food not accessories - there are people starving in the world dudes ...disgust.gif:rolleyes:

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it isnt even made from bacon....i expected it to be made from bacon

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:D

"But with April Fools Day fast approaching, some cynics are questioning the authenticity of the bizarre invention"

Yuk !!! I have a tomato sauce butty with added bacon,pleez dont put me off.

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I'm gonna be a party pooper and point out - what an absolute waste, animals should be killed for food not accessories - there are people starving in the world dudes ...disgust.gif:rolleyes:

From what I can tell by what the article says, it's not actually made of bacon. It's just painted like bacon.

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I was expecting it to be made from bacon, lol

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I was expecting it to be made from bacon, lol

Sheesh Kryso, what - you think it was for lady gaga or somethin'? :w00t:

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I was expecting it to be made from bacon, lol

Can you imagine how many animals would be trying their best to dig you up if that were true? :blink:

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I wonder if anyone will ever look at one of those for their ever so annoying, in your face, dictating vegetarian mother in law.. and say - Gimme one of those in her size tongue.gif

Edited by Beckys_Mom

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I wonder if anyone will ever look at one of those for their ever so annoying, in your face, dictating vegetarian mother in law.. and say - Gimme one of those in her size tongue.gif

:lol::blink::w00t:

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That is just so wrong.....

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Yum.

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I can't believe this lol.

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I can't believe this lol.

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i didn't think it was possible to hate bacon anymore than i do. that's just so gross. it doesn't look like bacon to me at all but the association is just <_<

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Trying to feed the zombies so they are stronger when they finally break through the soil?? NOOOOO!!! *Grabs two aks* :gun:

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I just gotta have a BLT after reading this.(for you non usa residents that means Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich)

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Finally, you *can* take it with you. tee hee!

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The human race is a very odd species :/ lol

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That's alot of money for just fake bacon.

I'd rather spend the money and have someone make me a soft comfy coffin woven out of warm fuzzy kittens.

That sounds relaxing just thinking about it.

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