Tawaret Posted July 24, 2012 #1226 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Avast ye Woody's! What in the name of Davy Jones be going on aboard this ship? Where be the crew? Did ye all walk the plank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airlybird Posted July 24, 2012 #1227 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Arr, it be me...I keel hauled them scallywags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 24, 2012 #1228 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Sorry bosun, but I was scrapin' out the bilges wit' me toothbrush. I was goin' ter give Seaman(W) Tarawet 20 lashes with the cat, but the poor lil' bugger's still off its milk from the last time! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airlybird Posted July 24, 2012 #1229 Share Posted July 24, 2012 (edited) That's because seaman (woman) T laughs at the cat...I've seen seaman/w T dodge that cat 'o' nines with Er eyes closed an Er ands bound together. That cat just as ter ear the name seaman/w T an the bleeder goes cross eyed arr Edited July 24, 2012 by airlybird 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 24, 2012 #1230 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Well, you jest warn 'er that she's up for a Nor'Easter this week for 'alf-inchin' that nutty belongin' o' the snotty's nurse! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airlybird Posted July 24, 2012 #1231 Share Posted July 24, 2012 "Alf inching"? Arr, so we be morphing into the cockney rhyming slang pirate speak now Eald me matey Well me peg leg an me raspberry ripples is tellin me that, that there nor Easter is gonna be enuf ter freeze em orf of a brass monkey it is 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWatcher Posted July 24, 2012 Author #1232 Share Posted July 24, 2012 (edited) "Alf inching"? Arr, so we be morphing into the cockney rhyming slang pirate speak now Eald me matey Well me peg leg an me raspberry ripples is tellin me that, that there nor Easter is gonna be enuf ter freeze em orf of a brass monkey it is :w00t: :w00t: What the? :cry: :unsure2: Edited July 24, 2012 by TheWatcher 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 24, 2012 #1233 Share Posted July 24, 2012 :w00t: :w00t: What the? :cry: :unsure2: Ain't langwidge wunderful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tawaret Posted July 24, 2012 #1234 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Har har har! (That's my pirate laugh) That poor blighter TW be confuddled 'e is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airlybird Posted July 25, 2012 #1235 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Good morning shipmates, just passing through, eating toast, drinking coffee. *sets out breakfast for everyone for when they get in* *grabs car keys* *shouts "seeya later woodsters* *heads out the door* *poofs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tawaret Posted July 25, 2012 #1236 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Morning Woody's! Thanks for breakfast Airly! *noms a scone* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 25, 2012 #1237 Share Posted July 25, 2012 (edited) Ahoy shipmates. We're having a shipboard banyan party at 4 bells in the Dog watch. Acting rabbit with a good thick clakker is on the menue, followed by chinese wedding cake. All hands of the Larboard Watch will attend. The breakfast was appreciated, airly. Bacon was nice and crisp! Edited July 25, 2012 by ealdwita Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tawaret Posted July 25, 2012 #1238 Share Posted July 25, 2012 What constitutes a banyan party and what is Acting rabbit with a good thick clakker & chinese wedding cake? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 25, 2012 #1239 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Banyan party = meal eaten outdoors (in this case - on deck - far more hygenic and less smelly than 'tweendecks!) Acting rabbit = baked meat pie. good thick clakker = nice crusty pie top. Chinese wedding cake = rice pudding with raisins. One extra for the menu - Chicken on a raft = eggs on toast. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tawaret Posted July 25, 2012 #1240 Share Posted July 25, 2012 oooh! Acting rabbit with a good thick clakker sounds yummy! And a banyan party sounds lovely. We call eggs prechicken at my house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 25, 2012 #1241 Share Posted July 25, 2012 We call eggs prechicken at my house. My kids used to call eggs cackleberries when they were young. Strange children! (I've no idea who they take after!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWatcher Posted July 25, 2012 Author #1242 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Good afternoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 25, 2012 #1243 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Good afternoon Dobre vyetcha, Tovarisch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tawaret Posted July 26, 2012 #1244 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Good morning Woody's! *puts on a pot of coffee* *leaves breakfast on the table* *goes looking for trouble* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 26, 2012 #1245 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Wotcher, T. *Checks bacon for crispyness and constructs sarnie. No need to go out out to find trouble - there's potentially plenty right here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tawaret Posted July 26, 2012 #1246 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I figured we could alway use some more to add to the stock piles. We don't want our trouble supply to get low, do we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 26, 2012 #1247 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I figured we could alway use some more to add to the stock piles. We don't want our trouble supply to get low, do we? 'Spose not, but can I just sort the ones I've already got before taking any more on, please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tawaret Posted July 26, 2012 #1248 Share Posted July 26, 2012 OK. You let me know when it's all sorted. Just remember to keep the shennanigans separate from the tom foolery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 26, 2012 #1249 Share Posted July 26, 2012 OK. You let me know when it's all sorted. Just remember to keep the shennanigans separate from the tom foolery. I know what you mean. Every time Tom Foolery meets a member of that damned Shennanigan family, there's aggro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tawaret Posted July 26, 2012 #1250 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Exactly! We don't want a repeat of the clash of 2010. Absolute mayhem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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