schizoidwoman Posted February 9, 2013 #3426 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Banned for that very clever ban! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted February 10, 2013 #3427 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for I am not really very fond of geese...ever since I was attacked by an entire herd of them...and when I finally was able to get in my car for safety...they continued pecking my car like some mad scene out of an Alfred Hitchcock movie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted February 10, 2013 #3428 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for reminding me of the time my friend was similarly attacked by geese that tried to mug him on a bridge. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 10, 2013 #3429 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for I’m the only member of my family that was never attacked by geese. My mother said that’s because the geese spotted the resemblance and thinking I’m one of them left me alone, and when I reminded her of "like mother like daughter" phrase, she felt all offended. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted February 10, 2013 #3430 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for not roasting the geese 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 10, 2013 #3431 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for bearing my geese story in mind... it would be sort of cannibalism on my part. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted February 10, 2013 #3432 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for making me laugh so hard I nearly spilled my tea! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 10, 2013 #3433 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for it's not hard enough, until you shoot tea out of your nose. To be honest, it happens more often with beer than with tea, it's probably because of the viscosity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted February 10, 2013 #3434 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned because I could just do with a beer but we have none! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 10, 2013 #3435 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for reminding me I never found out what they did with the huge vat of beer in which a worker drowned. Since it couldn’t have spoiled the usual taste, they probably just carried on as usual. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted February 10, 2013 #3436 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for making me suspicious of the hygiene of beer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 10, 2013 #3437 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for oh, no, it’s totally hygienic. Once some guy found a lizard in the beer and the poor reptile was perfectly preserved. No unusual smell or anything. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted February 10, 2013 #3438 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for that interesting fact, which I have just shared with my husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 10, 2013 #3439 Share Posted February 10, 2013 (edited) Banned for thinking 'no unusual smell' is guarantee of high standard of hygeine! oops! bit slow there. Edited February 10, 2013 by ouija ouija 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted February 10, 2013 #3440 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for that shrewd comment! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 10, 2013 #3441 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for: I think you'll find it was a reptile not a shrew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 10, 2013 #3442 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for speaking of animal kingdom, it’s easier to talk a dog into sharing his bone than a husband into sharing his beer. Both are domesticated, but only one of them can be trained to behave. Kidding. I bet my husband would let me take his beer away. I’ll be right back, I have an experiment to conduct. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 10, 2013 #3443 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for taking a stupid risk. *stands by with antiseptic, bandages, plasters etc* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted February 10, 2013 #3444 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for not providing a hypoallergenic alternative to plasters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 10, 2013 #3445 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for what would that be? Cabbage leaves? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted February 10, 2013 #3446 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned because I actually prefer cauliflower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 10, 2013 #3447 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned for cabbage is better choice, no kidding, it actually does have antiseptic properties. Take fresh, raw cabbage leave, crush it a little to start releasing its fluid and use as compress for aching joints, scratches, bruises, small infections, corns and such. Fasten with normal bandage. Traditionally prepared sour cabbage is antiseptic too, believe it or not, especially good for bleeding gums or wounds after removing teeth, because it's both salty and naturally antiseptic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted February 10, 2013 #3448 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned because I might use that in a novel, if that would be okay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 10, 2013 #3449 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Banned because they don't come more novel than Helen ! sorry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted February 11, 2013 #3450 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Banned, surely I do not need to explain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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