Join the Unexplained Mysteries community today! It's free and setting up an account only takes a moment.
- Sign In or Create Account -
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 10
The_Sensual_One

[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)

10,940 posts in this topic

Banned for not knowing that I already own you

Banned for thinking you own someone over the internet !

TiP.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned because I've bought things over the internet!

2 people like this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for unless you bought someone among other things, that was not a valid argument.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for actually having a valid argument. We dont allow the truth to come out here.

3 people like this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for that was an accident, all my other arguments are pure crap.

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for thinking crap can be pure.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for not learning the Crap Purity Scale in physics.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for it's never too late to start learning useful things, except when it is too late.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for being too late to learn about crap. Wow, I think I'll wait too.

2 people like this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for in my garden I use only natural fertilizers and I can tell you it’s not just a science, it’s a whole philosophy. With pitchfork stuck like a flagpole at the top of philosophy heap.

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for not making a shrine dedicated to Gnomes and Norwegian Trolls. 840019_LA_troll_norway.jpg

2 people like this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for I would, but since they saw me crush a garden gnome they don’t want to come near me.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for crushing a garden gnome.. his beard got all muddy

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for not my fault, he who stands in the driveway, stains the driveway... and that gnome couldn’t even do that right – he left no stain. What a disappointment.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for not realising that gnomes do not leave stains, they leave clean spots. A bit like a painting hung on a wall, when it is removed the area behind (underneath) is clean revealing how dirty the area surrounding it actually is. this is how gnomes work too...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for being first on the page.

Banned for explaining how Gnomes work. They like their secret ways

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for keeping on trying ......... give yourself a break: go lie in a hammock in the sun :)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for going off-topic.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for never going off-apple :P

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for making me miss UM, just seeing your name brought a smile to my face. ;)

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for smiling sideways.

2 people like this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for not smiling

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for I want to hug daniel who was lost for so long. It’s good I have so long tentacles so I’ll just hug him over you. Don’t worry, it’s all natural and will go off in washing. Except the ink. Sorry about that, I’m a little excited.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for I want to hug daniel who was lost for so long. It’s good I have so long tentacles so I’ll just hug him over you. Don’t worry, it’s all natural and will go off in washing. Except the ink. Sorry about that, I’m a little excited.

Banned for being excited and having tentacles - those things are like real nasty :cry:

TiP

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Banned for: having a bomb land on(and spoil) your umbrella is even nastier!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 10

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.