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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


The_Sensual_One

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Banned for not knowing that I already own you

Banned for thinking you own someone over the internet !

TiP.

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Banned for unless you bought someone among other things, that was not a valid argument.

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Banned for actually having a valid argument. We dont allow the truth to come out here.

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Banned for that was an accident, all my other arguments are pure crap.

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Banned for thinking crap can be pure.

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Banned for it's never too late to start learning useful things, except when it is too late.

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Banned for being too late to learn about crap. Wow, I think I'll wait too.

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Banned for in my garden I use only natural fertilizers and I can tell you it’s not just a science, it’s a whole philosophy. With pitchfork stuck like a flagpole at the top of philosophy heap.

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Banned for not making a shrine dedicated to Gnomes and Norwegian Trolls. 840019_LA_troll_norway.jpg

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Banned for I would, but since they saw me crush a garden gnome they don’t want to come near me.

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Banned for crushing a garden gnome.. his beard got all muddy

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Banned for not my fault, he who stands in the driveway, stains the driveway... and that gnome couldn’t even do that right – he left no stain. What a disappointment.

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Banned for not realising that gnomes do not leave stains, they leave clean spots. A bit like a painting hung on a wall, when it is removed the area behind (underneath) is clean revealing how dirty the area surrounding it actually is. this is how gnomes work too...

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Banned for being first on the page.

Banned for explaining how Gnomes work. They like their secret ways

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Banned for keeping on trying ......... give yourself a break: go lie in a hammock in the sun :)

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Banned for never going off-apple :P

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Banned for making me miss UM, just seeing your name brought a smile to my face. ;)

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Banned for I want to hug daniel who was lost for so long. It’s good I have so long tentacles so I’ll just hug him over you. Don’t worry, it’s all natural and will go off in washing. Except the ink. Sorry about that, I’m a little excited.

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Banned for I want to hug daniel who was lost for so long. It’s good I have so long tentacles so I’ll just hug him over you. Don’t worry, it’s all natural and will go off in washing. Except the ink. Sorry about that, I’m a little excited.

Banned for being excited and having tentacles - those things are like real nasty :cry:

TiP

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Banned for: having a bomb land on(and spoil) your umbrella is even nastier!

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