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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)

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Banned for being too coy to comment on Prof.T.'s nekkidness ....... I get tired of saying this, Prof., this is a FAMILY forum!

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Banned for being tired of saying Prof

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Banned for holding that bow cocked and never shooting anyone with it!

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Banned for: 'Pot, kettle, black' ! :w00t:

I know, I know ....... one shouldn't laugh at one's own jokes :P

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Banned for frightening the turtle. *evil grin* - I believe that's not a breach of etiquette.

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Banned for scaring turtles is definetly a breach of etiquette!!!

scared+turtle+in+shell.JPG

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Banned for playing angry birds while using the toilet lol

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Banned for peeping into OverSword's bathroom :o

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Banned for assuming I did lol

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Banned because I didn't lock the door!

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Banned for oh, crap.

Edited by Helen of Annoy
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Banned for making me laugh

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Banned for digestion is not a laughing matter. Especially if there are more people than toilets in the house.

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Banned because there are more people than toilet in the house 98% of the time. The only time that it's a problem is when they ate your cooking :ph34r:

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Banned for first, rapid crapping is good for you. Both in physical and psychological sense. Second, toilet readers. Need I say more?

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banned for saying you have a sharks mind when clearly you have an octopus brain

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Banned for objecting to Helen having an aquarium instead of a head.

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Banned for you know those little, ugly fish, that resemble miniature catfish, live at the bottom and feed on crap that sediments down there? Yeah, my head needs couple of those. So you’ve been banned for not suggesting nor bringing them to me.

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Banned for confusing me with your strange needs Aunt Helen

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banned for trying to be both a werewolf and a phoenix

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Banned for you’re both a horse and an ass, so it’s genetic pot calling mythological kettle black.

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Banned for lengthening a 'saying'...

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Banned for not including a statistic in that ban. she didn't lengthen a saying by 20% or more!

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Banned for snatching a statistic out of the air!

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Banned for that kind of statistic is usually more accurate than the one acquired by scientific method.

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