Jump to content
Join the Unexplained Mysteries community today! It's free and setting up an account only takes a moment.
- Sign In or Create Account -

[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


The_Sensual_One

Recommended Posts

Banned for endangering your mouse-finger.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Banned for reminding me of Finger-Mouse,

and for making me sing Mouse-Finger to the tune of Gold-Finger...

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Banned for making me smile at the thought of somebody discovering Finger-Mouse for the first time. Hope you watched some on YouTube. :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Banned for: you better have shown your children the magic that is Finger Mouse!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Banned for being on UM rather than being on YouTube watching Finger Mouse...

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Banned for boasting that you have flown from one side of a silky chocolate bar to the other ..................

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Two bans for you, one for each mention of Ouija in your name...

  1. Banned for mistaking a 'boast' for an understated fact
  2. Banned for not mentioning Finger Mouse in your post

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Banned for not being aware of the adult version of Finger Mouse.

edit: 'delete' key not working:havi :hmm:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Banned for I had a keyboard like that. If I had simply bought new one, I’d save some nerves and a window pane (I could swear the window was open). And I still had to buy new one. Or steal one, but you can’t really steal a window pane, I mean, it’s doable but... strange.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Banned for: what's wrong with just taping clear plastic across the broken window? Not classy enough for your neighbourhood?

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Banned for 250 km/h is roughly... 150 miles per hour. So what? So that’s the speed of the wind that blows over here every now and then. Can blow the plastic and the class away. And the garden shed, so it looks merrier.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Banned for (occasionally) re-enacting the tornado scene from 'The Wizard of Oz'.

e

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Banned for it’s amusing. After the bura stops, we go searching for our stuff and inform the neighbours what has landed in our garden. Unless we like the gift of god. Finders-keepers. If you need it, nail it. If you let it flap around, then you clearly don't need or don't deserve it.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

banned for my personal amusement .. it's been a while and banning you is always enjoyable

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Banned for thinking only of your own pleasure ..................

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Banned for .................................... oh dear! :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Banned for having the best festive avatar. Creeeepy.

Banned for thinking I'm creeeepy ...... that's a photo of me, you cheeky girl!

Banned, because i dont know where the Golden Horseshoe is...

Banned for not using Google maps.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.