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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


The_Sensual_One

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Banned for denying the poor a few cents.

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Banned for not knowing that ice cream costs more than a few cents these days.

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Banned for knowing waaaay too much about ice-cream icecream.gif

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Banned for posting a picture of a dripping ice cream cone that is now making me drool.

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Banned for letting that ice cream cone keep dripping. Looks like mint chocolate chip in a waffle cone. Yummm!

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Banned for it’s too cold for ice-cream. Let me sacrifice for you and eat if myself.

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Banned for selfish sacrificing

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Banned for I managed to read that “selfish” as “shellfish”. And, of course, now I feel like eating sea food.

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Banned for being an illiterate comsumer of contaminated sea food.

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Banned for I wish I was. Kingdom for horse, keyboard for horse, keyboard for sea-horse, keyboard for calamari... nah, shrimp. Shrimp in tomato sauce with disgusting amount of garlic, parsley and a pinch of basil.

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Banned for making me hungry for jumbo sized shrimp on the shell, freshly steamed, eaten on a beach somewhere near Puerto Vallarta.

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Banned for you forgot to ask for two bisexual girls, one to hold the parasol and the other to blow you. With the hand fan, you pervs.

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Banned for not inviting yourself and a friend to my ShrimpFest on the Beach.

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Banned for... no, I’m not that cruel. I won’t touch the shrimp issue.

Banned for I’m flattered but I’m also too old for team sports.

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Banned for dissing my shrimp and for thinking age is ever a problem.

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Banned for not being old enough to realise that actually, yes, age can be a problem :hmm:

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Banned for confusing age with speed.

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Banned for ......... HEY! I like that! :lol:

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Banned for: as long as his lower front is unfroze, what's to complain about ....... :o EEK! What am I saying? ...... none of my business. Sorry :blush:

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Banned just because I had nothing to do with this. I'm just minding my own business. I'll just keep the ice cream cold. :whistle:

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Banned for keeping the ice-cream frigid...I mean..cold.

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damned for hinting that susie is old

eeerm banned .. but that's the least of your worries when she reliaze your meaning

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