Helen of Annoy Posted November 17, 2012 #2451 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Banned for liar! Or show us your trunk. (I’m shaped like šljivotres. This is a long, thin stake used for shaking plums off the tree. I kid you not, that thing was so important it got its own name. And I was just talking to a curvy friend of mine, who complained about her size, that men often prefer that size she’s complaining about. “Well, yes, but that’s mostly older guys...” she said. “Sure, those who grew tired of rubbing themselves raw on partner’s bones. Age brings experience, experience brings wisdom.”) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted November 17, 2012 #2452 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Banned for being too damned graphic with details of rubbing bones together! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+susieice Posted November 18, 2012 #2453 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Banned for having issues with bones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
with bells on Posted November 18, 2012 #2454 Share Posted November 18, 2012 banned because the ice melted.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 18, 2012 #2455 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Banned for it’s a trap. Just ask woolly mammoths if you don’t believe me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
with bells on Posted November 18, 2012 #2456 Share Posted November 18, 2012 banned for not speaking english.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 18, 2012 #2457 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Banned for it’s not my fault some languages can’t convey complex thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted November 18, 2012 #2458 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Banned for not communicating through your awesome telepathic skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 18, 2012 #2459 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Banned for claiming two chocolate bars as your 'location' ...... HA! Pull the other one it's .......... oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted November 18, 2012 #2460 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Banned for overtly sexualizing every aspect of the Universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 18, 2012 #2461 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Banned for: who do you think I think I am? God? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted November 18, 2012 #2462 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Banned for even questioning that I doubt for a second that you are God! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 18, 2012 #2463 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Banned for inciting religious conflict. Some deities don’t tolerate competition, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted November 18, 2012 #2464 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Banned for not understanding that we deities do not have any competition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 19, 2012 #2465 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Banned for killing off the opposition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+susieice Posted November 19, 2012 #2466 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Banned for not revolting against a dictatorship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted November 19, 2012 #2467 Share Posted November 19, 2012 (edited) Banned for not bowing down to me...and for not making me any cookies (chocolate chip preferably) I'm really torn here though because it is almost sacrilegious to ban someone who has a Robert Frost quote under their avatar. Edited November 19, 2012 by joc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted November 19, 2012 #2468 Share Posted November 19, 2012 banned for she did make cookies i just ate them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted November 19, 2012 #2469 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Banned for not sharing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 19, 2012 #2470 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Banned for not making your own cookies(and then sharing them with me ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 19, 2012 #2471 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Banned for greed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 19, 2012 #2472 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Banned for cookies are not healthy - so they say and I don't agree but... - so that’s not greed, that’s self-sacrificing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 19, 2012 #2473 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Banned for not sacrificing goats or poor relatives like the rest of us! What did cookies ever do to you anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+susieice Posted November 20, 2012 #2474 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Banned for cruelty to animals and a dislike of people less fortunate than yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 20, 2012 #2475 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Banned for breathing frost all over that poor snow leopard and then scolding me for being cruel to animals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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