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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


The_Sensual_One

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Banned for liar! Or show us your trunk.

(I’m shaped like šljivotres. This is a long, thin stake used for shaking plums off the tree. I kid you not, that thing was so important it got its own name. And I was just talking to a curvy friend of mine, who complained about her size, that men often prefer that size she’s complaining about.

“Well, yes, but that’s mostly older guys...” she said.

“Sure, those who grew tired of rubbing themselves raw on partner’s bones. Age brings experience, experience brings wisdom.”)

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Banned for being too damned graphic with details of rubbing bones together!

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Banned for having issues with bones.

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Banned for it’s a trap. Just ask woolly mammoths if you don’t believe me.

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Banned for it’s not my fault some languages can’t convey complex thoughts.

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Banned for not communicating through your awesome telepathic skills.

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Banned for claiming two chocolate bars as your 'location' ...... HA! Pull the other one it's .......... oh ^_^

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Banned for overtly sexualizing every aspect of the Universe.

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Banned for: who do you think I think I am? God?

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Banned for even questioning that I doubt for a second that you are God!

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Banned for inciting religious conflict. Some deities don’t tolerate competition, you know.

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Banned for not understanding that we deities do not have any competition!

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Banned for killing off the opposition :o

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Banned for not revolting against a dictatorship.

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Banned for not bowing down to me...and for not making me any cookies (chocolate chip preferably)

I'm really torn here though because it is almost sacrilegious to ban someone who has a Robert Frost quote under their avatar.

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Banned for not sharing

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Banned for not making your own cookies(and then sharing them with me :D )

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Banned for cookies are not healthy - so they say and I don't agree but... - so that’s not greed, that’s self-sacrificing.

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Banned for not sacrificing goats or poor relatives like the rest of us! What did cookies ever do to you anyways?

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Banned for cruelty to animals and a dislike of people less fortunate than yourself.

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Banned for breathing frost all over that poor snow leopard and then scolding me for being cruel to animals <_<

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