Join the Unexplained Mysteries community today! It's free and setting up an account only takes a moment.
- Sign In or Create Account -
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 6
sarah_444

[Archived] {un}holy haiku (Part 2)

4,816 posts in this topic

you've got mud on your face

sticks and stones my break my bones

you have s*** for brains

Edited by with bells on

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"you have s*** for brains"

i tell myself, and I go

do it anyway

2 people like this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

do it anyway

because never has it once

done it for itself

2 people like this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

done it for itself

the creature with six fingers

six- better than five

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

six - better than five

more digits for the sticking

on of black olives

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

on of black olives

i have many olives for

your olive craving :P

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

your olive craving

would be a surprise indeed

knowing as I do

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

knowing as i do

scrawberrahs are so yummy

we eat them all up

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

We eat them all up

nom, nom, nom, nom, delicious

a sweet tooth indeed

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

a sweet tooth indeed

Boo Berry, Frankenberry

they go together

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

they go together

like puzzle pieces wrought so

artfully of clay

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

artfully of clay

molded into perfection

it's a masterpiece

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

assemblage of twine

is a big ball of nothing

it could be a fad

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

it could be a fad

legwarmers and mullets seen

at the waffle house

2 people like this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

at the waffle house

all manner of human-ness

can readily dwell

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

can readily dwell

in a house of gingerbread

watch for the blind witch

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

watch for the blind witch

she looks mean and unsavory

however she's not

Edited by orangepeaceful79

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

however she's not

damaged goods carrying scars

like other porn stars

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

like other porn stars

a mustache is a must, go

be jolly with them

edited because i can't spell

Edited by Overdueleaf

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

too late!

Edited by Madeline

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

like other porn stars

a mustache is a must, go

be jolly with them

be jolly with them

said this Debbie from Dallas

the cowboys are here

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The cowboys are here

Singing songs to their horses

Trail dust in the wind

2 people like this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Trail dust in the wind

long and lonely road ahead

for now be silent

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

for now be silent

no need to get so violent

the message is sent

Edited by Knight Of Shadows

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 6

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.