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Ask A Silly Question And Get A Silly Answer

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I've looked all through this forum section and haven't seen any games exactly like this game. So here's how it works: I'll start the game off with a silly question, then another UM member can answer my question with a silly answer, while in that same post, the same UM member will post his/her silly question. And so on, for example:

Purifier: Why is it "damned if you do and damned if you don't" ?
Crazy Alien: Damn if I know!

Crazy Alien: Where do people in Hell, tell other people to go?

Gail: Back to Earth.

Gail: Can anybody be a legend in their own mind?

And there you go, just like the examples above.

Really the only rule to this game is that a question has to be followed by an answer, then a question, then answer, and so on.

So anyway, I'll start out with the first and simple silly question........

Could I go back in time if I ran backwards?

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Only if you keep your hands over your eyes and chant, "I think I can, I think I can"

Do cannibals think clowns taste funny?

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Just the funny bone, the rest taste like chicken.

Do elves really make cookies?

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Yes. The main ingredients often involve Pixie dust, Brownie fertiliser, Mandrake root, Mistletoe berry, Ginger, Camel spit, Cinnamon and not least, but most important of all...Cannabis! Something to consider, next time you go to the store and buy cookies made by those sneaky Keebler Elves.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a rock with your tongue?

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I think it need a measured amount of lickety split and a good shake of a lamb tail... to be exact.

What is the true meaning of ....'Your eyes are bigger than your belly'?

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it means...wow I was being a greedy hog and now I have to throw this food away that I didn't finish because I'm full and there are people starving on the streets.

How did the word nuts come to mean crazy?

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If you open up a skull the brains inside look just like a cracked walnut.

On a similar theme why is it often said 'You head case'?

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Because they wanna know if they can download data into your head, for storage.

If someone actually knocked you into next week, would you see that ahead of time?

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No but the future would fly by for sure, Most likely because you would be sleeping through it with all the pain meds.

How did the word Cool become a meaning other than temperature?

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Because people are as cold as ice to care...

Why does one fall in love "head over heels" and not "heels over head"?

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Because people are as cold as ice to care...

Why does one fall in love "head over heels" and not "heels over head"?

Because your head is heavier than your heels.

Why do you hurt the one you love?

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Because you don't really "Love the One You're With" - 1970 Stephen Stills

Why is the #2 pencil so popular, whatever happened to #1 pencil?

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It fell down the back of the sofa.

Why do scissors always have to be bought in pairs?

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because they can't live without each other....

Why can't we teleport???

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You're too fat to beam.

Why can't I see behind me?

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Because you lost the eye in the back of your head

why is life so hard?

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Because if it was soft and squishy we would all sink into it and suffocate :(

How come you can only get ROUND wheels?

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How come you can only get ROUND wheels?

The triangular ones are fresh out of stock. You'll have to make do with round ones for a while.

What's the colour of blue?

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The colour of blue is different from green and not at all like red. Sometimes people's lips are blue. Some people wear blue underwear. (Hope that helped :D )

Which is the best way to pack these?

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The colour of blue is different from green and not at all like red. Sometimes people's lips are blue. Some people wear blue underwear. (Hope that helped :D )

Which is the best way to pack these?

Directly.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

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I would advise a silencer on the gun AND on the mime ........ you don't want his dying moments to be spent tainting his art with screams and groans, do you?

Why did Adam and Eve decide to use fig leaves as covering, as opposed to any other type of leaf?

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Well they did use some other type of leaves beforehand, but they discovered, after much itching and scratching, that those leaves were actually poison ivy.

How do you get any sleep, when people tell you to "sleep with one eye open"?

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Wear a patch over the eye that is open.

Why have we only got two eyes?

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Your blind spot is a little bigger than you thought it was.

what does it mean to.... have your cake and eat it too?

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Posted (edited)

This is part of a three part saying. The other parts are: 'That's the icing on the cake' and 'Let them eat cake'. I'm sorry but I've forgotten what order they are supposed to go in :(

What is the title of this tune I've got stuck in my head ........ I can't for the life of me remember it?

Edited by ouija ouija

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