EllJay Posted August 18, 2012 #126 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Because the Bunny stole Easter from Santa.......pretty logical if you ask me. Since up is down and in is out, what is the roundabout? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted August 18, 2012 #127 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Something to have fun on How is a flock of sheep different from a flock of seagulls? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacobstiles Posted August 18, 2012 #128 Share Posted August 18, 2012 (edited) They are no different of course, how silly of u not to realize.. Q: If intelligence have no ends, why do we insist on measuring it? Edited August 18, 2012 by jacobstiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted August 18, 2012 #129 Share Posted August 18, 2012 (edited) ouija: The first is a group of animals, the second is an New Wave 80's band >>> A Flock of Seagulls jacobstiles: Because we need to know where we come from. Why do cheap and avaricious people cry when they take a dump? . Edited August 18, 2012 by EllJay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted August 22, 2012 #130 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Because they know their shi* is going to rain down on all below...They may have a heart after all.....Or just a reluctance to let go. Why aren't all guns loaded with tranquillisers, not bullets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted August 25, 2012 #131 Share Posted August 25, 2012 cause there's no high in watching your prey sleep and not bleed to death. Why do we bother with burying our dead, when it just takes up valuable space and the living are put into high-rise apartment blocks because we have no space to build proper houses for them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted August 25, 2012 #132 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Becaaaaause ......... dead peeps are not in a position to appreciate the view from the top of a high-rise block I was reading my Dean's Gold Medal Book of Rhymes(no.4) the other day and I came across this: 'I'll tell you a story of Jack-a-Nory, and now my story's begun. I'll tell you another of Jack and his brother, and now my story's done.' Does anyone know why the story of the brothers is so short? Did they meet a sticky end? Who silenced the story-teller? And why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted August 29, 2012 #133 Share Posted August 29, 2012 They were all wiped out by The Plague. All nursery rhymes are about a gruesome death – even Twinkle Twinkle Little Star! Where were the faked 1969 moon landings filmed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted August 30, 2012 #134 Share Posted August 30, 2012 On the moon.....but it's all hush-hush about it, so dont tell anyone. I heard it was Jimmy Hoffa they found on the toilet at Graceland instead of Elvis, and that Elvis was taken aboard a spaceship with John Lennon, Jesus, JFK and a alien from Roswell called Bob. They underwent plastic surgery and appeared as Spice Girls at the Olympic Games in London this summer and they shoot J.R Ewing. But the big question is, who is buried under the Renaissance Center in Detroit then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted August 30, 2012 Author #135 Share Posted August 30, 2012 D. B. Cooper along with most of the money he stole. If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted August 30, 2012 #136 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Only if he promised not to lie. Do used batteries weigh less? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted August 30, 2012 #137 Share Posted August 30, 2012 In space are they weightless. So there they dont weigh less, more, or the same. Why cant one dig in water with a shovel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted August 30, 2012 Author #138 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Well you can, if you have a spongeshovel along with a bucket the size of a mountain. If the end is near, how did we miss the beginning? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted August 30, 2012 #139 Share Posted August 30, 2012 They didn't think it thru! The episodes are back-to-back, so (technically speaking) the next episode finishes immediately after the previous one does. The next beginning is right at the end, so be patient. Where do ghosts buy their white sheets? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted August 30, 2012 #140 Share Posted August 30, 2012 At Ghost "R" Us. They also buy their chains, evil laughter and sighs and moans there. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted August 30, 2012 #141 Share Posted August 30, 2012 indigo shades of blue or maybe that's orange... never tried to choke one...yet... Why doesn't petroleum-jelly smell of petrol? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted August 30, 2012 #142 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Because it smells of jelly .... it can't smell of both, can it? 'Lucy Locket lost her pocket' ...... how does a person lose their pocket? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted August 31, 2012 #143 Share Posted August 31, 2012 When they turn their pocket inside-out the pocket falls out and hence get lost. If con and pro are opposite, then is Congress and progress opposite? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted August 31, 2012 #144 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Yes. You can only have one without the other. Why does inflammable mean flammable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted August 31, 2012 #145 Share Posted August 31, 2012 The 'in' is just a little extra thing to draw your attention to how important it is to take care around flammable items. 'Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, Had a wife and couldn't keep her. He put her in a pumpkin shell, And there he kept her very well' This is against the Law, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted August 31, 2012 Author #146 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Not on Halloween. Pumpkins don't have civil rights on that day. How did Peter pick a pepper with a pepper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 1, 2012 #147 Share Posted September 1, 2012 (edited) I think its because he got well pickled first....Anything is possible when you get pickled, have you noticed? If pumpkins grow ripe, fat and ready at springtime would halloween have to move to the springtime too? Edited September 1, 2012 by Blue Star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 2, 2012 #148 Share Posted September 2, 2012 (edited) No. Anyway.... pumpkins were associated with the harvest season long before their halloweenification. Why do fashion victims want their hair to stand up, and spend a lot of money, time and effort, making it defy gravity? . Edited September 2, 2012 by acute alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted September 2, 2012 #149 Share Posted September 2, 2012 The question is, why dont everyone walk on their hands? No need for face-lift, boob-lift, a$$-lift or even gravity-defying hairstyling, everything would be "lifted" in the eyes of the beholder. What happens if you drive a car at the speed of light and turn on your headlights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 2, 2012 #150 Share Posted September 2, 2012 I have researched this scenario extensively, and I can tell you exactly what will happen: You will illuminate the car in front. What temperature is it in outer space? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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