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Reasons men cannot win--LOL

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Why Men Can't Win

- If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

- If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

- If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.

- If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

- If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.

- If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

- If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.

- If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

- If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive.

- If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

- If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

- If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

- If she asks you, it's a favor.

- If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

- If you don't, you're a slob.

- If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

- If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.

- If you're not, you're not ambitious.

- If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

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Why is this in the humor forum... This is just plain facts...

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Why is this in the humor forum... This is just plain facts...

...by golly, you have made a good point, LOL

:devil:

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And the problem is...???

Darn it....the little angel smiley, or any smiley for that matter, won't work right now. lol

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And the problem is...???

Darn it....the little angel smiley, or any smiley for that matter, won't work right now. lol

LOL

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LOL

If I like her I might stay..!
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Why Men Can't Win

- If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

- If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

- If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.

- If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

- If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.

- If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

- If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.

- If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

- If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive.

- If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

- If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

- If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

- If she asks you, it's a favor.

- If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

- If you don't, you're a slob.

- If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

- If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.

- If you're not, you're not ambitious.

- If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

But, but, but, what if she's worth it?! :unsure: And anyway this doesn't really apply to me, I just use members of the male persuasion for chocolate.

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you think that's bad ? that's only 10% of the real problem :D

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Posted (edited)

I bet I could make a 110% more :devil:

Edited by ScreamingSarcasm

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Well my Mrs acknowledges that I am definitely without doubt "The absolute Head of the House",but that she is the neck and can manipulate the head anyway she wants,and she says IT WORKS...

Wedding is a succession of RINGS.

Engagement...R

Wedding...........I

Eternity............N

Suffer................G

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But, but, but, what if she's worth it?! :unsure: And anyway this doesn't really apply to me, I just use members of the male persuasion for chocolate.

LOL,LOL,LOL. You are bad, LOL

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LOL,LOL,LOL. You are bad, LOL

Well I'm sorry but it's true! All I want is a warm, willing piece of...chocolate! And you know, chocolate has caffeine in it, so if I don't get my fix, I may be prone more frequently to those "not tonight hunny" headaches. Hey, you've got your priorities, I've got mine, let's just get that straight right now.

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Well I'm sorry but it's true! All I want is a warm, willing piece of...chocolate! And you know, chocolate has caffeine in it, so if I don't get my fix, I may be prone more frequently to those "not tonight hunny" headaches. Hey, you've got your priorities, I've got mine, let's just get that straight right now.

LOL, I can see your point,LOL

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Crap..... So that's why I run off into the woods all the time.

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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition"- Marilyn Monroe :innocent:

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What the hell is a headache?

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I'm with Michelle on this one, its a non issue.....we're very much worth every bit of what you guys have to put up with :innocent: lol

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I'm with Michelle on this one, its a non issue.....we're very much worth every bit of what you guys have to put up with :innocent: lol

Like the old saying....

"A loyal wife can be defined as a woman who'll support you through all the troubles you wouldn't have had if you hadn't married her in the first place!"

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Posted (edited)

Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman. :innocent:

Edited by Michelle

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What the hell is a headache?

That's what started the Universe according to women.

According to men it started with a big bang,

Dunno, but I see a connection here...

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Well my Mrs acknowledges that I am definitely without doubt "The absolute Head of the House",but that she is the neck and can manipulate the head anyway she wants,and she says IT WORKS...

Wedding is a succession of RINGS.

Engagement...R

Wedding...........I

Eternity............N

Suffer................G

LOL, I got that. Not sure if anyone else did, but I thought it was funny. :tu:

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My body is a temple, so get on your knees and pray.

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Male and Female Birds

After careful consideration, Scientists have managed to work out the difference between Male and Female birds.......

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Lions and lionesses are easily distinguishable.

But pictures speak a thousand words:

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